Toast

Imagine you work at some fucking roadside diner in buttfuck nowhere and you have to wait a table with three dudes who aren't from around here and the guy with the long hair immediately pulls out his laptop with what looks like cult shit in the web browser and asks for your worst salad option, and the guy in the trenchcoat sniffs the pepper shaker and declares the molecules to be very sharp and the guy with the greenest eyes you've ever seen calls you sweetheart and then proceeds to engage with intimate eye contact with trenchcoat to a degree that is downright indecent and then orders the heart attack special on your menu and every time you walk past their table they're talking about that gruesome murder that happened in town and the pretty guy is feeding the trenchcoat guy fries while the hair guy talks about desecrating corpses

Every relationship post on trans subs is “help I came out to my partner and they said that if I transition at all they’ll hate me. Advice? Edit: I’m not breaking up with them, we’ve been together for 10 years” like please please dump your shitty transphobic partner I’m begging it will make your life better

“My partner says that if I start estrogen and become feminine they’ll hate me” girl kill them!!!! You deserve better !!! You deserve a partner that loves you!!!