To the weird creature my mother brought home 22 years ago and said we had to keep: ππππHappy Birthday ππππThis is the first time I couldn't help plan/be part of your bday shenanigans since we met and that makes me very much sad inside. And this is the first time in a loong while I couldn't surprise you with a bday outing and make you cry like a dumb baby. But hopefully this heartfelt message will do the trick. I miss your guts even though you make me vomit on the daily. Happy birthday ya big dummy. P.S. I'm glad I couldn't convince mom to take you back to the baby store. πΆπ½πΆπ½πΆπ½ <~~ das you | π²<~~das me #happybday #youreoldandgross #ew #jkluhyou @jihood

















