I would love to see an oumota fic where ouma confesses his love to kaito, and they start going out, but the whole time, Kaito is trying to figure out if this is just an elaborate lie or not. Like look:
Ouma *opening a ringbox*: I know this is sudden, but will you marry me?
Kaito *rapidly thinking*: Holy shit, is this it. Is this the fucking moment wear he reveals this is a prank. I’m on to you you little shit. Two can play this game.
Kaito: Yes, Kokichi, of course.
Kokichi *hugging him*: This is the best day of my life. Omg we could like totally get married in a circus or something. I need to tell Shumai the good news.
Ouma *calling Shuichi*: Guess which shallow bitch is getting married
Shuichi: Congra- Wait, does Kaito still think that this is an elaborate ruse thet you pulled just to keep yourself entertained?
Kokichi: Nah, he stopped thinking that after year two of our relationship.
Kaito *at 2am* : You know Ouma, at first I thought this whole relationship thing was just a prank or a joke you made to pass the time. But I realized that even if this maybe a cruel joke you’ve made just to satisfy your boredom, I’m okay with that…. Kokichi, I love you.
Kokichi: We’ve been married for ten years and you thought this was a prank.
Kokichi: We Have children!
Kaito: It could have been a very elaborate plan.
Kokichi: That mothertrucker how dare he what the hell is wrong with him-
Shuichi: You finally found out that Kaito thinks your whole relationship is a lie, right?
Kokichi: Listen here you know-it-all piece of shit
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