but i dont wanna fall in love.

i see beautiful art on tumblr dot com of two (unrelated) characters i like hanging out and i smile and then i scroll down and see the caption or tags calls them siblings and i frown and go damn its such a shame that i cant reblog this beautiful art anymore. its sooooo sad that i cant reblog this. but alas,

the stingrays at the touch tank just now were acting pretty cautious around the people reaching in, getting really close but staying juuuust too far for anyone to touch, and this ten year old boy in a fnaf tshirt told me, exasperated, "the stingrays are ragebaiting us!!"

"drug seeking" as a patient one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

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sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

Doomscrolling on ravelry dot com

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

I don’t have any disorders these are all symptoms of being a vampire

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on