Don't Let The Sun In Your Heart Decay.

concept: a really nice Italian restaurant but it’s spelled “spagooter” on the menu and the waiters won’t take your order unless you pronounce it like that

Someone just used the phrase “balls deep in a panic attack” aka my new catch phrase

get him to safety

oh my god😂

longlifebrooke

[audio transcription: So I’m sure we’ve all seen the videos recently of these things *squeezes the honking chicken several times* little chickens. Um. Well, so I discovered recently that if you pull the head off and then pull the noisemaker out it’s the right size that you can stick it in the end of a trombone mouthpiece. And then *deep breath* *the loudest, most horrible blatting noises* Yeah.]

Has science gone too far

IM IN TEARS

actual video capture from the upper level of the NY stock exchange trading floor. this is where your money’s going folks.