Ali

I love the fics where its Tom Riddle or Voldemort x Snape so much because theres something about The Big Bad Guy just. absolutely simping for The Sneep that hits just right. like yeah, that Sneep IS your consort isnt he? He DOES deserve a special dark mark just for him, that goes on his asscheek like some sort of death eater cutie mark, so TRUE bestie. You're absolutely correct, Mr Dark Lord, That Sneep IS special and deserves to sit on your lap during the meetings.

Voldemort anonymous post on wizzit (wizard reddit) like: "Fellas, is it gay to make a wholeass exception to your quirky lil club, to include the very cute potion boy someone brought in, and furthermore is it gay to mark him deeply and permanently as yours with a silly little tattoo which can be used to summon him. ALSO EDIT: no the club is not an evil cult no we are not the deatheaters, stop asking"

Sleeping Innocence