Not that I need more Spideypool AU ideas butā
Wade as Hades and Peter as Persephone.
Hades hanging out minding his own business when the mouthy, headstrong kid of fucking Demeter (may she rot because Hades canāt really stand her) wanders into the Underworld and thinks āoh hey, this is cool.ā
Wade desperately doing everything he can to get Peter to leave.
āDonāt touch that!ā
āFear my wrath, damn it!ā
āFor the love of ZEUS, stop feeding my dog! No, Peter heās not a pretty puppy this is the goddamn underworld you should be screaming in fear!!!ā
āYou know what? Fine. Reverse psychology. You hungry? Eat these pomegranate seeds. Youāll have to stay here FOREVERā
āDAMN IT YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO EAT THEM I AM CALLING YOUR MOTHER!ā
āDemeter come get your bratāWHAT DO YOU MEAN JOINT CUSTODY?? I DONT WANT HIM SIX MONTHS OUT OF THE YEAR HE KEEPS CALLING CEREBUS āSPOTā!!!!ā
āAlright look. You have to stay down here for half the year nowā no. No Pete. No you canāt sit there. Thatās my seat. What? No! You canāt rule with me! Youāre a prisoner! This isnāt supposed to be fun!ā
Three months later Peter is a god of the Underworld and has a pretty throne right next to Hades.
āCerebus. Dog. Youāre supposed to be guarding the gates, not getting belly rubs.ā
āBut heās such a pretty pupper!ā
āPeter, I swear to Zeus cut that shit out.ā
Three months after that, Wade kicks Peter TF out onto the surface world with a note pinned to his jacket āDemeter, itās your turn.ā
But then Wade gets lonely, and Peters throne is just so empty it sucks?? And the six months Peter is gone, heāll just falls into a disaster. Cerebus is so depressed that he lets all sorts of heroes into the underworld to rescue other people because he doesnāt care.
Wade pouts on the throne, talks to his own echo, and complains that Torture has lost its fun and heās just.so.bored.
Then winter turns and Peter comes back and Wadeā¦ well he isnāt going to say heās in love, but you knowā¦.
Peter just grins and eats handful of pomegranate seeds and pets the doggo.
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