I Wish I Was Special

As harsh as that sounded I’m just going to say you’re very welcome. I’m just trying to make sure everyone stays warm.

Look at you being the good Samaritan. The world needs more of your breed.

We all got drugged or dropped on our heads as babies. At least that's what everyone claims to have happened to them.

Be careful, don’t actually go running around naked, it’s too cold for that.

I can't walk out of the in shorts without using a bottle of concealer, I don't think I'll be naked anytime soon. Thanks for the concern though.