I'm getting there, slowly

“Well, I’m glad you are feeling better from all that sleep.”

“I do too, yeah. Anyways, how’ve you been?”

“Don’t pretend you don’t already. However, I do object—I’m a perfectly sane twenty-four year old, insanely hot, kickass, heroic fireman—except when I get days off. But you knew that already.”

“I do, yes. Insanely? Nah, I’d say average babe.”

“I was high as fuck.”

“Yeah okay, then it makes sense.”

“But if someone really famous wore them, they’d be right back in style. Maybe I’d be the first person on trend.”

“I doubt it to be honest.”

“It’s a good thing you got it then! I’m sure you’re feeling better.”

“Definitely.”

“As usual you are such a sweetheart.”

“Of course.”

“Well, I should’ve actually gotten up earlier so.. Oh well.”

“I don’t think I’ve ever slept past nine ever, I can’t believe you hit fourteen!”

“Yeah well-- I needed it.”

“Fourteen? My longest was twenty-two. My roommates thought I died.”

“Holy fuck, how!?”

“I think they’re jealous that I don’t look like a saltine cracker. Instead I look like a slightly longer toasted saltine cracker, y’know? What about you? I’m sure you do a little tanning or something right?”

“Saltine cracker-- really? But yeah people can be bitter about stupid stuff, so sure there are probably a few that are just jealous. Hm, not really to be honest, I personally don’t really see the appeal of getting in some coffin like thing to get tan, but I spend a fair amount of time outside so I guess that helps a little bit.”

“Treat yo’ self. Hashtash YOLO, poop emoji.”

“Okay maybe I should just start worrying about you instead.”

“Why would I lie?” 

“Pfff, no! Did it really-- nooo!”

“What made you so tired?”

“School, got exams coming up so I’ve been studying die hard to be honest.”

There I was in the supermarket minding my own business. Then all of a sudden some lady came up to me and said I’ve got the look. Whatever that means. She gave me her card and apparently she’s a modeling agent. 

“Uh uh, of course that happened Jackson. Please continue telling me more bullshit.”