the dreams are waking

Book 1 Neil incredibly funny wym he left the shower running as hot as possible before squeezing out of that window lmao enjoy your cold showers while I hitch a ride

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

Do you think Icarus would be into waxplay or would that be his safeword zone cuz of trauma

You just don’t get quality content like this on other sites

wizard101 tumblr is scary. i just want to play a probably-mediocre childhood MMO why are people horny for malistaire drake

every time i read a book about lesbians and/or bi women with a fucked up magic system i'm like is this published by tor. and i'm usually right

You do not get to take someone else’s OCs for yourself just because you don’t like how their creator is treating them.

There is a small child in this cafe writhing and screaming with such violence and rage that they keep running out of breath and coughing. The source of her rage? Her mom asked her to eat a single grape.

“umm arts not a real job ://“ show me a stock. put a stock. into my hands. you cannot do that can you? but you know what i can do? i can draw you giant furry boobs and place that gentley into your palms. who of us is the truer man. who of us provides at the end of the day. look me in the eyes