Don't wanna b a fetus.

My girlfriend turned into an earthworm. I was incredibly sad but I love her so much so I picked her up and put her in a potted plant. And I took care of her.

shoutout to that underlying sense of unease that’s made a home in my bones

i am coincidentally doing my own chem homework so i suppose doing urs wont hurt

mgs because it means Metal Gear Solid and the metal gears never burn

thank you hideo kojima

@rexbosworth

I can’t believe it’s only been two days

u know whats really sexy?? doing the things u love without giving a fuck whether ur good at it or not

men think they can have ideas because rod serling, creator of the twilight zone, had ideas. you are not rod serling tho.

mike’s hard look at yourself

i was gonna keep scrolling but i read the word witch and smashed the reblog button

In honor of pride month, I’m going to jerk off