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Leon S. Kennedy

Stinky feet. Has to spray his shoes twice a day.

Doesn’t change the sheets nearly as often as he should. He hates doing it and he doesn’t care, and he rationalizes that he doesn’t sleep there often enough to warrant the effort.

Used to have terrible acne as a teenager and still has acne scars on his face and back. Used to wear foundation to hide them when he was younger ; the stubble in Requiem is his new way to do so.

Picks at his nails (sometimes with his combat knife).

Honestly terrible at small talk. He relies a lot on witty one-liners because he has no idea how to be casually genuine. He feels insanely awkward every time. Weather talk at the bus stop is his worst nightmare.

Looks for his phone when it’s in his hand. This happens a lot, with mutliple objects.

Completely clueless about any internet culture. Doesn’t actually care. Your unimpressed grandpa. He does feel lonely when surrounded by people talking in memes.

Greasy hair. Needs to wash it almost every day, with special shampoo.

Chris Redfield

Sweats like a sinner in church. Like full on drenched. He has a big wardrobe, only because he needs to change shirts all the time.

Pees in the shower. He thinks it’s just more efficient and the soap’s going to wash it all away anyway.

If he lives alone, he also pees in the sink in the middle of the night when he’s smoking at his window and too tired to go to the toilet. Will sigh contentedly while doing so.

A little insecure about cigarette breath, so he always has tic-tacs with him. Doesn’t realize that it just makes a very strong mixed smell of menthol and nicotine.

Bad case of RBF. Scares children and old ladies. Will not admit it, but he is a bit sad about that.

Bad short-term memory outside of life and death situations. Needs to write everything down. His notes app is full and his google calendar is stuffed.

Falls asleep in front of the tv, full dad mode. We’re talking neck fully bent over the back of the couch, mouth open, loud snoring and maybe even drool.

Thinks only PS1/PS2 era games are good, everything else is trash.

Suggested by @wannabe-rotten-sunflower and I agree : his colon can’t handle spicy food very well, even if he likes spicy. Will regularly drop bombs in your toilet.

Albert Wesker

Thinks he has a small dick and is angry-insecure about it. If you talk about it you get punished.

The glasses aren’t for show. He has bad eyesight – astygmatism. He won’t admit it.

Huge fan of garlic, to the point that sometimes his sweat smells garlic-y.

Stress-induced psoriasis. He has to slather himself in lotion every time he takes a shower or washes his hands.

Anger issues even before Umbrella – he got kicked out by roomates for putting his fist through the walls one too many times in college.

Only listens to instrumentals, no singing whatsoever. Feels very excluded from every discussion about music because of that.

Talks during movies/tv shows/theater/whatever.

Genuinely terrible at video games.

Bad circulation : cold hands, cold feet, varicosed veins. Has to wear socks in bed during winter, otherwise his feet will stay ice cold through the night.

Carlos Oliveira

Stretch marks. He hit a sudden growth spurth in his teenage years. Doesn’t like to show them much. Would rather you didn’t look at them for too long.

Family trait has his hair going white fairly young. He’s very insecure about that and colors his hair. He doesn’t feel like he has lived enough to be « old » yet.

Rinses the dishes with water and deems them good enough to eat with again, unless the water isn’t enough to remove all the food.

A bit of a fratboy diet. He has a physical enough job that he’s always famished and also too tired to cook.

The kind of man who lets the dog lick his mouth and kisses you right after.

Lactose intolerant + can’t give up pizza = this man will destroy your bathroom once a week.

Needs to do 2 things at once to be focused, otherwise his mind will wander.

Can’t read an analog clock to save his life.

Chronic oversharer. You’ve known him for half a day and he’s already telling you about his childhood trauma.

Luis Serra

Abandonment issues that he deals with by being suave. If he attracts people like flies but also doesn’t open himself to an actual, deep, emotional relationship, he’ll be safe. He’s actually completely terrified of being in love and honest and vulnerable with someone.

Literal ugly duckling. He used to be the kid bullied for his appearance, but then puberty turned him into a swan. When he looks in the mirror, he alternates between feeling like an incubus and seeing all of his flaws from childhood that didn’t completely disappear.

Still has acne spurts from time to time, and he can’t help but pop all of his pimples.

Don’t ask him for his last bill. It’s in the growing pile of papers that he swears is organized.

Mental health dependant on cigarettes.

Acid reflux – he has dead rat breath in the morning.

Throws away the manual because « he doesn’t need it ». Fumes about how they don’t give manuals anymore when he ends up needing it.

Has too much meme knowledge. Will go 6-7.

Ethan Winters

Patchy beard, which is why he doesn’t grow it. Of course, he had an awkward beard phase where he tried to force it to happen at one point that he would rather not talk about.

Receeding hairline. Complexed as fuck about it. Sees it so much more than anyone around him does. Doesn’t realize that if he didn’t bring it up, people genuinely wouldn’t know.

Gets sunburnt in minutes. Has to carry sunscreen everywhere. He feels very silly when he has to be slathered in white just to enjoy a beach day, but he forgets about it soon enough.

Gassy but ashamed about it.

Has been known to sniff already worn pieces of clothing to assess their wearability.

Has a stuffed animal from his childhood in his bedroom. He doesn’t sleep with it but it’s there and it needs to be there. You can take it from his cold, dead hands (except for Rose, who gets borrowing privileges).

Has trouble falling asleep. Will stay up reading or doing something soothing until 3 am frequently. Is very worried that he might disrupt his partner’s sleep.

Cringe in an « uncle trying to relate to the teenagers at the family function » way. Half-awkward half-cute.

Dyslexic.

Panic attacks since the games’ events.

Jack Krauser

Hairy as a bear. He hates it and he spends hours in the shower shaving everything, but he can’t reach his back.

Burps loud. Stays impassible. Simply doesn’t give a shit.

His own stink is comforting to him. Will take good whiffs of his own sweat. Will also sniff you when you finish your workout. Unashamed about it.

Has sleep apnea : snores like a lumberjack until he stops breathing, then jolts awake so violently he smacks/kicks you.

Messy af but can always find what he’s looking for. If you clean up he can’t find anything anymore and gets frustrated.

Only watches historical stuff and thinks all fiction is for children.

Bad with technology in general. Doesn’t have a smartphone but if he did, he’d be the kind of man to type with his index finger.

Will forget to eat when focused on something. Thinks eating/sleeping is a waste of time.

Drinks until he throws up. Then does it again. He somehow looks sober even when he’s blackout drunk.

Karl Heisenberg

Has the biggest eyebags you’ve ever seen. Dark and deep and sinking. The glasses help hide them, even if he says it’s only to protect his eyes from flying sparks when he works.

Doesn’t wash his hands after peeing, unless he really got some on them.

Smoker’s teeth.

Picks his nose sometimes. Also the kind of person to finger-catapult his boogers.

Leaves his trash laying around in the factory, and would do it at home too. Don’t count on him to pick up his underwear off the floor, darling.

Will take a piss through one of the factory windows and laugh while doing it.

Rough, broken hands. Between the tinkering and the cigars, he started wearing gloves too late.

Terrible reading comprehension (he’s too impatient). Pisses on the poor frequently.

Thinks he can assemble ikea furniture without the instructions. He can’t.

Awful sense of style. Do not introduce him to hawaian shirts.