Shannipants

I think we could all use this on our dashes.

Pure post

This is the kind of quality content I enjoy and demand

I know .

This applies to all relationships.

‪If raccoons weren’t little trash goblins and were domesticated they would be the cutest and fluffiest pets ‬

agreed, also we know thanks to ~science~ that domestication causes different fur patterns to emerge so can u fukkin imagine raccoons with like dalmation spots instead of rings and shit

Can you imagine calico or pure white/black raccoons I would cry

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE THEM ALL

That’s literally not even true we get those 90s too. Worst of both worlds. Ish

It’s almost as if this is an exaggerated post

So what you’re saying is, basically

im monky

due to personal reasons im evil now

Friendly reminder: when people say ‘as long as you tried your best’ it doesn’t mean ‘the best you could possibly have done ever’ it means ‘the best you were capable of at the time.’ Sometimes ‘trying your best’ is just getting out of bed in the morning. Just because you weren’t working yourself to the bone doesn’t mean you weren’t trying your best.