Now I'm a Warrior

Okay, will do. When are you on? How’s Sunday?

Boom. Go team. Go!

Understudy role. Loving it. Not been on yet but tons of rehearsals done! Nope, not bartending, gave that up a while back.

Don’t threaten me with a good time Harps, you know I’ll take it. 

I’m on during the weekdays from 5 pm to 9 pm. Sunday? For? 

We make the best team.

That’s awesome! I’m happy for you, Coop. Wait I haven’t disappeared that long... how long is a while back?

Oh I know it.

I don’t think they’d give you a job as a radio show host if you didn’t have a dramatic voice, but if you’re not sure, we might be in trouble. What kind of stuff are you gonna be talking about, anyway?

I see no reason why we can’t do both. Maybe do pizza for the radio and then have a make-your-own nacho bar for the Superbowl, and people can bring their own toppings and shit!

You don’t necessarily have to have a dramatic voice to be in radio. Just have to be able to speak clearly really. It’ll be more of me playing music and announcing traffic and weather. Doing some contests here and there. The basics.

If I released all my rage, I think New York City would burn down. It’s a Lopez thing. Not like a personal one; I teach yoga and pilates at a studio a few blocks away.

It’s nice to meet you, too. I’d heard some stuff about you, but you know Jack can be so private sometimes.

Yeah let’s not burn down the city, I’m quite fond of it. Ahh gotcha. That’s cool. What got you into it? Teaching or training that is.

I’ll definitely tune in sometime. When are you on?

I’m on Monday thru Friday, 5pm to 9pm.

Oh girl you know it too well.

Damn that sounds fun. I am so dropping in on you sometime and watching what you get up to. Although I wanna win a contest! Let’s rig it!

Watch it with me! Even better.

So happy for you Harps. Not too bad. Got a new job. Really fun! Spent the weekend back home and went to the lake. I’m a solid 8/10.

Well you gotta let me know ahead of time if you’re dropping by, I don’t want to get in trouble. I wanna keep this job for awhile. I’m sure I could get you tickets either way.

Okay. Let’s do it. 

Thanks Coop. And what’s your new job? You’re not bartending anymore? But it sounds like a good time.

That’s awesome! What station?

Thank you so much and I’m on 103.5 KTU. 

As a Lopez, I feel like I have enough rage inside of me that doing something like yoga is more productive. But I’ll consider it. As someone who works in the fitness industry, I’m very interested in learning all types of work outs.

Sounds like a total meet cute. Sometimes getting an answer from my brother is like pulling teeth, so that’s why I had to ask.

You would think it’s the opposite. Using kickboxing to release that rage. But to each their own. Are you a trainer or something?

Okay, but what about Revii Or Not? Revii To Go? Wait, wait – Revii! Steady! Go! Dramatic as fuck pauses in between each word, and work that announcer voice like a Spanish soccer commentator. Consider it my congratulations gift.

We should have a listening party! I could round up a bunch of people in the apartments to hear your debut, maybe take up a little collection bin for some pizzas or some shit like that. Everyone seems to like sitting around here anyways, so they might as well. What time does it start? What station is it on?

These are all really great suggestions. Revii to go may be my favorite. I don’t know if my voice will be as dramatic as a deep male voice though. But thanks.

There’s also barre. But no pressure. I’m sure hitting things can be a nice stress release, though I haven’t really tried it.

That’s great. How did you two meet?

It’s a very nice stress release. Kickboxing and boxing are definitely my vices when it comes to working out. I’d recommend it.

We actually met at a concert. Bumped into each other, started talking. That sort of thing.

Oh don’t worry. I fully intend on doing so. As it is what I do best!

Aww that sucks. So do you like play music and talk a bit? A podcast? Yes! That sounds awesomely interesting! We’re be the best co-hosts.

Well that reference was lost on you then… sadly. (It was a good one)

Anyway!! How is the mighty Harps?? Love you and miss you! 

This is very true. You’re such a pain in the ass~

Yeah it’s just music, traffic report, talking a bit here and there. I do get to do mini contests though. So that’s cool. Yes let’s do it!!! 

Sorry? Maybe I’ll start watching it though.

I’m pretty good! I’m not sick anymore, I’m loving my new job. Things are looking up. Love and miss you too, dude. How have you been?

Well, my studio is still doing a special on classes if you need an excuse to hit the gym in the morning. You have until the 31st to sign up.

Mhm. And how long have you known him?

I’m more of a kickboxing girl myself, rather than yoga. But thanks for the offer.

About five ish years now?

Congratulations. How late in the evening is “Evenings” going to be?

Thanks! Not too late. I’m on from 6 pm to 9 pm. It’s a small slot. 

Congratulations on your promotion…Revii. “Revii in the Evenings” is an interesting title for your radio show.

Enjoy the rest you’ll gain with the later hours.

I’m Royce by the way. Are you planning on something done to celebrate your rising to a new level of employment?

Thank you so much! I’m not sure if that’s really what we’ll be using but we needed something in the mean time. Oh I’m definitely enjoying it thank you.

Nice to meet you, Royce. TO be honest, I hadn’t planned anything. Now I feel like I should. 

Congrats! I always feel my best when I get to do a yoga class early in the morning, but it’s also the worst having to get up before the sun’s even up. 

Revii, huh? That sounds familiar. My name’s Nina. I think you know my little brother, Jack?

That’s how I feel about hitting up the gym. Although I’ve never gotten to go in the morning so I’m excited to see what it’s like now. 

Yeah, Revii. Oh. Nice to meet you, Nina. Yeah... I know Jack..

Yasssss I can spend more time annoying you! 

You go girl! Proud of you! 

Although I know who your first guest will be… moi.

Also petition to get us both on a radio show. 

“Rev and Cooper in the morning!” - You’ve seen Community right?

Thanks yo!!! You can annoy me all you want. And unfortunately I don’t get to interview people. That’s only the morning show. Hey why don’t we do a podcast? That could get us started to having our own radio show. It’d be awesome. I’ve heard of it but I haven’t watched it no.