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Now I'm all for accessibility, but why does the drive up ATM have braille lettering?

🤔😂

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Job recruiter "so tell me a little bit about yourself."

Me "well according to all the BuzzFeed quizzes I've taken recently I'm ditzy white rice forest witch yellow lava cake Pocohantas."

#I need to stop taking BuzzFeed quizzes #but they're hilarious #I'm gonna use this next time someone asks me to describe myself #it will be a great test for their sense of humor #or #it will make me look a little unhinged #better yet #I'll take a few more quizzes #sing it to the Fairly Odd Parents theme

reverseghostgirl

I have that dog in me

Unfortunately it's a Chihuahua that can't stop shaking and gets scared of leaves blowing across the lawn.

reverseghostgirl

I have that dog in me

Unfortunately it's a Chihuahua that can't stop shaking and gets scared of leaves blowing across the lawn.

#the dog in me #anxiety

I had a nightmare yesterday that was partially inspired (or triggered?) by a local St. Patrick's Day weekend carnival. The only part I can recall is a leprechaun and Donald Trump had a child together.

The child that resulted from that union:

#st. patrick's day #leprechaun #donald trump #oompa loompa

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**spays Emperor Pumpkin Head** dammit it didn't work.

#badly timed joke #probably shouldn't post this right after Omar #the joke is RIGHT THERE #did anyone else think of trump #product recall #presidential recall!

Behold- Tim Flach's photos of endangered birds. Otherwise known as "That's the cut and style I want" book at the hair salon✂️

London-based photographer best known for his highly conceptual images of animals which range widely across species but are united by a disti

#wildlife photography #timflach #art shared without permission #but just look at these birds #some of them have better hair than me #and they don't actually have hair

ashenmind

good lord this thing is useless

fishmech

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

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you know what, this reminds me of the obituary written by AI

reverseghostgirl

I have seen this post a dozen times. The writing is so hilariously bad that I only just noticed Brenda has 4 eyes and a wonky nose.🤣

#when ai writing meets ai art.#and everyone laughed

goldensunset

my thing i haven’t made is so good 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

reverseghostgirl

The polar opposite to "I want to make a thing but it would suck"

writerxwren

I AM SCREECHING AMAZON PRIME/PARAMOUNT+ KEEPS FLASHING THIS SPLIT SECOND CLIP OF A PEPPERONI PIZZA FROM LITTLE CAESAR'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS SCENE 😆😭🤣💀

reverseghostgirl

Are you sure he wasn't momentarily transformed into a pizza by a freak transporter beam accident?

I mean he was in the mess hall so maybe the transporter got a little confused 😆

reverseghostgirl

Finding out that he screams "pepperoni pizza!" later in the episode is just

#I've watched ST:tos #and ST:tng #but not voyager #or DS9

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Here is my contribution to roasting AI art-

Poor kitty. I don't blame you for crying cuz someone went and chopped off your little tail.

Can the other fuzzy lumps even be described as cats? The more you look at it the more horrifying it gets.

#bad ai art #toddlers can draw a cat better than this #this will haunt my nightmares #3 eyed cat

writerxwren

I AM SCREECHING AMAZON PRIME/PARAMOUNT+ KEEPS FLASHING THIS SPLIT SECOND CLIP OF A PEPPERONI PIZZA FROM LITTLE CAESAR'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS SCENE 😆😭🤣💀

reverseghostgirl

Are you sure he wasn't momentarily transformed into a pizza by a freak transporter beam accident?

I mean he was in the mess hall so maybe the transporter got a little confused 😆

sandersstudies

Muppet Pride and Prejudice this, Muppet Pride and Prejudice that. Nobody sees my vision of Muppet Wuthering Heights.

reverseghostgirl

Muppets should make their way through all the classics. Muppet Pride and Prejudice. Muppet Old Man and the Sea. Muppet Moby Dick. Muppet A Tale of Two Cities. Muppet David Copperfield. Just keep it going.

They could show it on PBS masterpiece theater. Fun and educational.

Oh wait- MUPPET HISTORY CHANNEL.

#do it #books and libraries #muppets make everything better

Make America Great Again?

How about we start with our own neighborhoods and towns?

Clean up after your dog when it shits on the sidewalk. Stop parking your oversized truck across two handicap spots when you don't have a placard. Stop driving over aggressively and coal rolling everyone who is obeying the law.

In my small town this applies to so many Trump supporters.

#US politics #MAGA #why are all the crazies in my neighborhood Trump supporters?#Anybody but Trump #do you really think the real estate mogul is interested in bringing down housing costs?#especially after he overinflated the value of his own properties #And screwed his investors?#Screwed over a lot of small businesses too

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While some families confirmed the deaths of their loved ones, others were still waiting for news of the missing, who were swept away by Hurr

I'm always wondering what's the limit for companies when it comes to severe weather because they will make you stay through anything truly no matter who dies. I wish the higher-level executives had to go through that. No one gives a fuck about the lives of average workers.

While authorities described their ongoing search-and-rescue operation at a news conference Tuesday, relatives of the missing workers from the Impact Plastics factory expressed frustration that officials had not been consulting families to help find and identify the missing and the dead. Meanwhile, survivors lashed out at the company for failing to warn workers and making them go to work that day.

reverseghostgirl

So I work in retail in a store that offers drive up. One summer night there was a storm with heavy rain and wind gusts in 70-80 mph range. Trees were being uprooted in the parking lot. Our night manager went "HELL NO" and shut down the app for pick up.

A month later another end of days type storm went through with lightning this time. I asked the night manager if she could shut down pick up again and the store director told us that we should never, never shut down drive up. She took our metal carts and put pool noodles over the handles and said that was enough to protect us from lightning.

I was outside when lightning struck less than a mile away. There were no less than 5 strikes within three miles of us. Still couldn't inconvenience the customers. They shouldn't have to cross the parking lot in this storm. They need their ramen packets and their hair spray. Or in other words profit is more important than people.

Side story of the entitled Karen variety- I had a Karen become frothing mad because I brought out her oversized generic wall art to her car and it got wet. In the rain. Maybe come back after the storm? You decide to come pick it up now, not me.

#life in retail #stop saying how terrible you feel #that I have to bring you your groceries in the rain #you're the one who came to pick up your order in the rain #you're the reason I'm out here #like the shoppers who say it's terrible we have to be open on Thanksgiving #while they're out shopping on Thanksgiving

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Not what I was expecting to read tonight. But I'm just happy Cards Against Humanity does social justice like no other. CAH has declared they will except X(twitter) in exchange for damages.

Cards Against Humanity sues Musk’s SpaceX, says it trespassed on Texas land

The games company said that it bought the land to interfere with former President Donald Trump's plan to construct a wall along the Texas-Me

I'm making popcorn.

#cards against humanity #vs #the muskrat #this should be fun

My nephew just told me his mom made "hand me down pasta" for dinner. It was hamburger helper.^⁠_⁠^

#he's 22 by the way #whats for dinner #picky eaters #he never ate it as a kid

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