;;these wasteland souls

❝ I’m gonna turn her into a bloomin’ onion ❞ 

❝ I’m worried because your PC thought that was NASTY ❞

❝ Have you noticed something approaching DAWNING HORROR on the husband’s face? ❞

❝ She looks like a human goldfish cracker ❞

❝ NO, DON’T SMILE ❞

❝ I’m gonna yartz ❞ 

❝ There’s no reason to have a rough face and seven different types of forehead blemishes ❞

❝ Fucking look AT her ❞

❝ I want the middle of his face to just be sort of a ruined wasteland; a blighted hellscape ❞

❝ Look at that just, like, beef steak ❞ 

❝ I can’t interact with objects yet, honey, I haven’t completed the tutorial ❞

❝ I WILL HAVE YOU BABY ❞

❝ Baby enjoy toy; mommy buy for you ❞

❝ ENJOY ENTERTAINMENT BABY ❞

❝ I will take a hammer and FIX the baby ❞

❝ Baby is broken; it’s too SMALL ❞

❝ Superglue baby back to his BIG SIZE ❞

❝ Baby need snack; I give baby snack of cleaner ❞

❝ Clean baby’s tumtum; SCRUBBIESCRINKLEWINKLE ❞

❝ YOU CANNOT SCARE ME BABY HUSBAND ❞

❝ He’s caught in the atoms of the linoleum ❞

❝ FUCK ME RUNNING ❞

❝ Come to me, my Shaunster ❞

❝ Nobody move, I’ve lost both a contact lens and a husband ❞

❝ God forgive me ❞

❝ He cool… He cool, he cool ❞

❝ I DO THIS ❞

❝ Pretty good, IT DOESN’T SEEM ❞

❝ I tell little joke ❞

❝ Next time, you INVITE Pam ❞

❝ Did the dialogue just support your slash fiction? ❞

❝ Uh, Final Pam forget keys; BRB ❞

❝ Okay, I got them, WE COOL ❞

❝ I bet you did not OVERSEE that coming ❞

❝ Hey everybody, it’s me, ROACHIE, your favourite guy ❞

❝ Drink up, Roachie ❞

❝ I have a son; he’s a can of peas ❞

❝ Ask him something only Roachie would know ❞

❝ Guns are just so last year ❞

❝ Roachie, I’ve been meaning to ask you something for a long time now and I just want you to know that you’re the most special bug in the world to me and I can’t imagine exploring the wasteland without you; will you marry me? ❞

❝ He said YES ❞

❝ Nothing, you leave me NOTHING? ❞

❝ I’m gonna be in a deep depression for the next few minutes ❞

❝ It didn’t get noodley though ❞

;; the wanderer ;; the courier ;; the survivor ;; the exile ;;

revengexdriven, a dashboard-only, indie fallout multimuse roleplay blog, interacts from @sci-the-superb

[ 22 ] - our muses explore vault 22 together.

[ DEATHCLAW ] - our muses are caught in a small space. there is an indeterminate amount of deathclaws outside.

[ GLOW ] - our muses explore the glowing sea.

[ STIMPACK ] - sender gives receiver a stimpack.

[ MADRE ] - our muses search for the treasure of the sierra madre.

[ DIVIDE ] - our muses explore the divide.

[ LUCKY ] - our muses get kicked out of a casino.

[ SYNTH ] - one muse is suspected by the other of being a synth.

[ BOUNTY ] - there's a price on sender's head. receiver is either hunting or hiding them.

[ IDES ] - our muses kill caesar.

[ GOODSPRINGS ] - our muses share a drink in the goodsprings saloon.

[ GRAVE ] - our muses dig a grave.

[ SNEAK ] - sender steals (or attempts to steal) something valuable from receiver.

[ RADIATION ] - receiver has radiation sickness. sender helps out.

[ FROZEN ] - sender was frozen in a vault (utp if they're pre war or if they just got caught in a situation). receiver is the first person they see upon thawing.

[ RIGGED ] - sender shot receiver. receiver is now chasing receiver through the wasteland. they meet.

[ SCORPION ] - sender has been brawling with giant radscorpions in the thorn. receiver reacts.

[ EGGS ] - our muses are on an ill-fated hunt for deathclaw eggs.

[ MEGATON ] - sender blew up megaton. receiver reacts.

[ UNDERWORLD ] - our muses explore the underworld.

[ TRANQUILITY ] - our muses "wake up" in tranquility lane.

[ AWAKE ] - sender nearly died. they wake to receiver, who's fixed them up (to the best of their ability).

[ RAIDER ] - our muses bargain with raiders.

[ BULLET ] - our muses have a shootout.

[ FISH ] - our muses see fish. maybe for the first time.

[ BOOMER ] - our muses attempt to get into boomer territory without being blown up.

[ LOCKPICK ] - sender watches receiver pick a lock.

[ HACK ] - sender watches receiver hack a terminal.

[ EMPTY ] - our muses get stuck in the big empty. brains optional.

[ SHROUD ] - our muses argue about who has to wear the silver shroud costume (and then - optionally - go run heroic errands).

[ SMOOTHSKIN ] - sender is pretty damn sure they're a ghoul. receiver is hellbent on convincing them they aren't.

[ TINKER ] - sender requests help with fixing something from receiver.

[ STAR ] - our muses find a sunset sarsaparilla star bottle cap and are attacked by a treasure hunter.

[ MOONLIGHT ] - our muses camp overnight in the wasteland.

[ DINKY ] - our muses enjoy the view from the top of novac's resident dinosaur.

[ EDUCATION ] - receiver teaches sender a little something about a skill of their choice.

[ ANIMAL ] - receiver watches as sender hangs out with wasteland wildlife.

[ STORM ] - our muses are caught in a radstorm.

[ HEARTH ] - sender shows receiver their home.

If you like a response I made, you are more than allowed to just take it and make it into a thread. Some of you do this already, but others might need a bit of a verbal confirmation to let them know that they are more than allowed to do so. When I put a lot of effort into something, I really do enjoy when it sparks the need to turn things into threads with people. Whatever random situation I put our muses in normally something that I’ve wanted to write for a while, and I assume that you do too because you sent me the thing in the first place!