23. Harry Potter
When I genuinely enjoy a fictional work I find it very entertaining to pick it apart and analyze it from a - relatively - realistic standpoint (in terms of morals, laws, etc not necessarily magic). One of the ONLY fandoms, however, that I donât usually admit to being a significant part of is HP because that universe, more than any other, I have Serious Questions about.
Mainly, HOW DOES THIS GOVERNMENT WORK?? Like Iâm not a political science or legal student but I have So Many questions with the way their government, and especially legislation, works.
I have serious beef with the idea of using dementors as a sanctioned force in detainment (psychological torture anyone???) much less around a SCHOOL (and donât even get me started on how much their school both confuses and pisses me off).
And like? Trials?? I feel like there definitely should be a law that says people are entitled to a trial before sentencing??? And I get the war and executive decisions in the name of security and expediency during a time of terror and so forth, but like after?? I feel like, legally and morally speaking, the government needed to review all the arrests made during the war and ensure that the people they locked up - especially those WITHOUT TRIAL - were actually guilty.
And security measures? In the literal seat of government and around areas containing super confidential and dangerous things should exist?? Like literally ANYTHING? At some point someone must have seen the veil and been like,,, we should find a way to seal that off when weâre not studying it in case something happens (like, I DON'T KNOW, SOMEONE FALLING IN). Or a way to prevent people just coming in and out? Or have a set night guard like EVERYONE else? Even maybe literally just AN ALARM SYSTEM?????
To be fair, itâs been a while since Iâve actually read the books and Iâve done approximately zero research on canon or British government and law and I am neither British nor magical nor have even been to the time period these books are set in, but I digress.
Prompt:
So basically I just would really like to see someone explore what would happen if someone just walked around going actually Minister, thatâs illegal you canât do that. Actually Minister you need to review these arrests and ensure they were not innocent, itâs the law. Actually, sir, if you do that we would have to charge you with obstruction of justice and knowledgeable evasion of due process (or something idk Iâm not a lawyer).
And just basically solve like,,, at least 80% of the main plot by literally just Doing Their Job.
I, personally, project onto Percy because he gives off repressed-middle-child-gifted-burnout-closeted vibes that I really relate to (no, I cannot expand on that) and also is in government and has the anxious-stickler-for-rules personality (that I also feel on a personal level) that would make someone look the collective government in its horrifically tangled, legal clusterfuck and be like You Canât Do That. But, again, I digress.
I wanted to write this, realized I donât have the patience to write a full fic and posted this instead. Hereâs the working summary Iâd planned tho:
Armed with more than two functioning brain cells, a healthy respect for rules thanks to the stick he has been oh-so-helpfully reminded is constantly stuck up his ass, and a basic understanding of how a government should work, he maybe accidentally solves a good 80% of the nationâs problems by literally just doing his GODFORSAKEN job.












