Dolly Rotten

Do you know why you hate the Kardashians? Hear me out, you self-loathing bastards. No matter what specific and ultimately petty reason you may give for your unrelenting disgust, it really just boils down to the fact that the Kardashians are, at least in terms of the things they’re hated for, a reflection of the world we live in. They’re obsessed with material possessions, they want attention for doing nothing special, they’re deluded enough to think people actually care about the mundane details of their life … the list goes on.

Now, look at that list again. Does anything about it seem familiar? Is it at all reminiscent of something you see on a regular basis? Like every Facebook page on the planet, perhaps?