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" Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious! "

" Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world! "

" I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you! "

" Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice! "

" Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle! "

" Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? "

" Hey, I just got my room soundproofed. Would you like to go test it out? "

" It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!! "

" Is stalking still cute? "

" If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable. "

" You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket? "

" Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're dope. "

" Is it bright out here, or is that just your halo? "

" Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. "

" Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel! "

" If I had a nickel every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, then I'd have five cents. "

" Baby I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock. "

" Is Your Name WiFi? Because I'm Really Feeling a Connection. "

" Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin? "

" One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle. "

" Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction? "

" You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power. "

" I lost my virginity. Can I have yours? "

" Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be. "

" I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning. "

" Can I get into YOUR Secret Base? "

" Your beauty has pierced my heart like a Morgul Blade. "

" Are you the ring? 'Cause I've got my eye on you. "

" I bet your license got suspended for driving all these guys crazy. "

" If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public. "

" I seem to have lost my underwear, can I see yours? "

" That's a nice pair of yoga pants... can I talk you out of them? "

" Do you like yoga? If you do, then Yoganna LOVE me! "

" Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat. "

" Lets do it Adam and Eve style, behind some bushes. "

" Hi, I just realized this but you look a lot like my next boyfriend. "