RETRODOEZ

Just realized that train as in train engine and train as in training are the same exact word but different meanings. It never occurred to me.

If I was given th choice between having to cough violently in a silent classroom during finals or being beat to death. I'd pick the latter

I want the guy who makes eye contact with me before he eats my erasers to have trouble sleeping until he has made up for his sins

All fun and games until your spending the rest of the day with a chocolate milk soaked shirt