EB: all catgirls, are queens!
AC: Â :33 < are mew boys talking about meow?!
CG: OH MY GOD, NEPETA, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU
AC: Â :33 < purrity sure it does, why else would mew be talking about catgirls to begin with?
EB: actually, we kinda were
AC:Â :33 < *inhalation* really!!??! what were mew talking about??!!?
CG: GREAT, YOU JUST FED HER, NOW SHE WONT LEAVE.
EB: we were talking about how weird animal names were, like how a male cat is called a Tom and females are called Molly’s
AC:Â :33 < but my names nepeta
EB: anyways, i then told him that girl cats were also called queens!
CG: WHICH MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE, EVEN BY HUMAN STANDARDS
EB: well you got me, by all accounts, it doesn’t make sense.
EB: but then i brought up catgirls, and said that they technically were also called queens!
GC: WHICH MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE, BECAUSE NOW YOURE MIXING THE TITLES UP!!
EB: so technically, you’re a queen nepeta! guess you always were!
AC:Â :33 < ac gasps again! <:O!!!!!
GC: GREAT, AND NOW YOU PUT THOUGHTS INTO HER HEAD. FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT. YOURE RESPONSIBLE FOR WHATEVER POSSIBLE MESS OCCURS OVER THIS, EGBERT!
GC: WHICH MEANS IF YOU MAKE ANY UNSANCTIONED DECREES, LIKE FREE CATNIP OR A DECLARATION OF YARNBALL DAY, IM GONNA UNLEASH A GODLY FUCKING FIRESTORM ON YOUR ASS!
*KARKAT ABSCONDS THE FUCK OUT!!!*
EB: holy shit, he can be such a crab at times.
AC:Â :33Â < *ac says not to worry about it, because mr. krabs has always been like that!
EB: i mean yeah, hes got issues, but you would think he’d calm down after a few years of being out of action.
AC: : 33Â < actually, *ac has noticed hes not as angry as he used to be, i think hes just stressed from running the kingdom
AC:Â :33Â < karkitty just needs a vacation!
EB: really? sounds like you’re just cutting him slack, but running a kingdom full of trolls like him would make me irritable. maybe he needs extra help.
EB: *le gasp* maybe you could be his queen nepeta!
AC: :33 < ah, uh… tha-
AC:Â :33Â < a-ac thinks that might not be such a great idea. she thinks she might make mr. grumpers more of a grumpers even if she means the best
EB: well i still think you being around would help, cats have been shown to reduce stress regardless. I think youd be a great queen!
AC:Â Â :33 <Â *ac appurriciates the votes of confurdeince in her furom the blue bunny boy, and makes her feel more confident ofurr it!
EB: well I gotta go, rose wanted to see me about some psycho analysis stuff
AC:Â :33Â < psycho analysis? furr wat?
EB: uh, just some stuff that happened at my house, nothing to get worried about. anyways, i’ll see you later queen nepeta!
AC:Â :33Â < *ac hopes to see mew soon!!!
AC:Â :33Â < hehe *ac thinks she might have to update her shipping wall~*
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