dickless

interesting fact about me is that I have a great memory but I also have a shit memory

what this means in practice is I can recite any number of simpsons scenes verbatim but I can't remember what I did last week

happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction

maybe if i post Fat fuck ill calm down.

did it work

yea :)

maybe if i reblog Fat fuck ill calm down.

raymond animal crossing is a bug and hes gonna get patched

I don’t think Nintendo could’ve ever predicted the insane black market economy that would explode forth from their simple children’s game through a combination of the social media era and everybody being locked in their houses with nothing better to do right now. There are entire websites dedicated to trading and selling items, turnips, and even villagers. People have reversed engineered the game’s code to crack the turnip pricing algorithm. People are hiring bouncers to guard their islands when they invite over visitors to conduct trades. Animal Crossing: New Horizons is an experiment in pure, cutthroat, anarchocapitalism.

i like the baby tanukis that wear aprons