🐒 monke

promise?

bill nye?

Do you promise or not?

bill nye……

IM GOING TO PASS OUT

If i was a sickly little peasant boy designated by the aristocracy to carry messages back and forth for pennies and you found me against our citys outer wall with a deep wound in my chest from a musket ball and a letter cluthed in my hand and i told you that my dying wish was to have someone read that letter to me so i would know i died for something important and you open it up and you find a single large illustrated diagram of an onion would you tell me what it was? What would you say?

this is the content I stick around for. you can't find shit like this on twitter.

Now that plague doctors are cultural icons I want these to be next and I hope we arbitrarily decide that the two are somehow rivals.

The Joker Shoots Eric Andre, but another identical Eric Andre walks out from the curtain and keeps doing the interview like nothing happened

limp biscuit

I bought the jojoveller and my feral brain wants to unbind this bad boy and start taping these drawings to my walls

is it in english?

all japanese 😔 but the pics are sick

I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present. 

Finally, Someone Understands

rb this one instead of the one amazon stole without credit