RetailNightmares

So a lot has happened in the world since I’ve last posted. We had some weirdos go into the store stealing, trying to steal and causing a ruckus to help someone steal but nothing has worked. Had a few crackheads show up at the door bangin on it trying to get in (we are closed to the public) unfortunately my job has decided to have us stay home for the time being for our safety. Hopefully soon i will have more stories to add!

This woman has been hiccupping for the past forty-five minutes everyone has a pet peeve apparently this is mine..... shes walking and shopping I hear her behind me... closer... hiccup... closer.... hiccup.....HICCUP....HICCUP the most agonizing hour of my life and yes I had to check her out without screaming at her to go away!

so following the crazy idk English lady... Everything dies down not a whole lot going on at the store nobody crazy or so I thought... this woman comes up... I get plenty of people that ask for my opinion on the things they have picked idk why they just want more opinions but not everyone has someone to bring with them to shop right.. so I give my thoughts i try to help them save money I’m not working on commission so I really don't care either way. this woman is asking me if what she has is good we are talking she finally decides and then she says she needs my hand sanitizer (I keep it next to my keyboard) because she has a cut I'm like ouch okay.. she rubs the finger with the fucking cut on my sanitizer nozzle.... it drops from her cut to the counter that I JUST CLOROXED she proceeds to rub her cut on the blobby all over my counter.... I about died. she said. “it’ll clean it” BITCH WHAT!? i wish i was making this up. anyways she finally fucking leaves and I re Clorox everything and was wishing I could switch registers cuz bitch nasty.

BRUH! NEVER IN MY LIFE! I mean maybe she thought if she faked being foreign she would be taken care of quicker but homie idgaf the line is the line my dude...

So like a week prior I had hit my head HELLA hard on my car door, I still don’t know what all the damage is I am pretty sure I damaged my frontal lobe apparently it deeply changed my personality. I’m typically very sweet and patient but since I hit my head with my car door because I thought y boots were untied....lol yeah that really happened I've been real irritable and a bitch basically. Well, on this particular day I was of course being friendly as a customer service representative and i was having a very friendly conversation with this lady, this boy yes BOY cuz a man wouldn't b that damn rude he straight looked at me and was like “shut the fuck up talking I got places to be” uuuuh EXCURRRSE ME? SECURITY SECURITY (bon qui qui voice) he really just said that you guys.... so the woman I was talking to was offended and left immediately I gave him the good ole 1 2 eyebrow function you heard and baby by didn't even have enough money for his things.....a chair and 2 candies yall… he said “let me go to my car real quick” so I gave him a good clap back “well hurry the fuck up cuz I got things to do” lmao fuck with me!!!! I laughed when he walked out to his car but he didn't find it very funny lol oh well fuck youuu!

dude while I’m on my lunch break mad at my coworker for telling me to fucking hurry lol my other ELDERLY coworker who i really never saw as elderly cuz I mean being at work we are all basically the same age or at least thats how we act and its pretty funny because after this i saw how different we really are... he took his fucking teeth out and licked them clean. i about lost it, i didn't know if I should freak out, scream, laugh or throw up. lol it was just so out of left field i didnt know what do to. so i got up and left the room. hahaha oh boy. i never want to eat lunch with him again. lmao

My job forgot to pay me. how? I have no idea. all I know is that it was 1pm and my check was not there then my boss heard me yelling in the back about how fucked up that was and decided to call corporate and came to tell me that that corporate team whos jobs to click a name on a fucking list to get paid had forgotten to click my fucking name. it was absolute bullshit. at least he then went to corporate himself to get my check for me. but then the app decided they should charge me 7$ to deposit it...…. bitches.

a grown man came into the store today. a grown up. shopped and then oops he needs to potty. I'm at the insanely busy register checking people out left and right then all of a sudden... I smell something. something foul. so foul that it should not be legal. I'm looking.....searching for this stench....all of a sudden.... BA BA BAAAAA THERE IS SHIT ALL OVER THE FLOOR TRAILING FROMT HE BATHROOM! I immediately call my boss and a coworker over while guarding the hall to the bathrooms because well.... the man pooped on the carpets in the men's restroom and then stepped in it...and spread it through the hall and half way through the store. he continued to shop afterward btw... my manager cleaned it bless her soul I kept medical gloves on and an eye on him and his cart (to sanitize it later) he checked out while smelling like shit. left. CAME BACK IN NEW CLOTHES. left and then came back again you guys! during this mess a lady at some point decided it was a good idea to pee in the middle of the aisle of women's tops.....fuck yall both. 

Today is sale day. Which means everything is 50% off.... fuck my day. not my life... just the 8 hours that I will be forced to fake smile through the millions of stupid questions I will be asked. and please put out good thoughts that the systems do not go down again!! lol thx!!

My idiot of a coworker sprayed pepper spray “to see what it’s like” BEHIND THE REGISTER. while this is happening another coworker who thinks he knows best about everything and who thinks just because he won the system over from being falsely accused of a crime decided to spray this disgusting musky vanilla smell all over the building but when I say “all over” I mean in the cracks of the building and bathrooms and the air ducts. A customer walked in and I kid you not he walked right back out because that was just too much to handle! We were all choking and coughing it was just ridiculous.

Senior day is every Tuesday. and it fucking sucks because I have old people yelling at me and asking If they get their senior discount today and I am always like “yes of course absolutely” or they tell me that “its senior day I get my discount” it angers me deeply because its already a used good store. everything is already discounted but you insist on a discount for you 3$ figurine?? okay cheapo. okay.

senior day. nuff said.

fuck you! lmao

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btw ugly cried for about 5min but I felt great after lol