#probablyateam

a grown man came into the store today. a grown up. shopped and then oops he needs to potty. I'm at the insanely busy register checking people out left and right then all of a sudden... I smell something. something foul. so foul that it should not be legal. I'm looking.....searching for this stench....all of a sudden.... BA BA BAAAAA THERE IS SHIT ALL OVER THE FLOOR TRAILING FROMT HE BATHROOM! I immediately call my boss and a coworker over while guarding the hall to the bathrooms because well.... the man pooped on the carpets in the men's restroom and then stepped in it...and spread it through the hall and half way through the store. he continued to shop afterward btw... my manager cleaned it bless her soul I kept medical gloves on and an eye on him and his cart (to sanitize it later) he checked out while smelling like shit. left. CAME BACK IN NEW CLOTHES. left and then came back again you guys! during this mess a lady at some point decided it was a good idea to pee in the middle of the aisle of women's tops.....fuck yall both.