the a

pho place called Pho Q where they hate all of their customers

yup my nervous system is working. very nervous right now!

i don't wanna do that to eileen, especially without her consent

at the function just pounding danimals

auto manufacturers should make tubes that pump the exhaust back into the cabin so that you can suffocate and die

i got rogd from watching the annoying orange

hey bro lets stay up all night and pee eachothers dicks off

how mentally ill do u gotta be to decide you're gonna leave a bunch of metaphors around someones house because ur breaking up

using grindr in the U.P. i almost just got taxidermied by trade

conspiracy theory: smartphone companies make them out of very smooth and slippery glass in the hopes that you'll drop and shatter it before you buy a case. thats why they dont let us repair them ourselves

dear boymoders: sometimes people will misgender you because they think you're a pre-t transmasc

are audiophiles just like really into aural sex

they call me a bushcamper the way i [我的律師建議我不要繼續這個玩笑，因為他一再被指控有同性戀]