Claire Keane
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if i look back, i am lost
Fai_Ryy
occasionally subtle
sheepfilms
hello vonnie
JVL
NASA
shark vs the universe
$LAYYYTER
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
KIROKAZE
almost home
d e v o n
noise dept.
Noah Kahan
seen from Malaysia
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seen from Malaysia
seen from Germany
seen from Germany
seen from Malaysia
seen from Australia
seen from Israel
seen from Malaysia
seen from Venezuela
seen from India
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Spain
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seen from Türkiye
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seen from Malaysia
seen from Türkiye
@retail-manager-confessions
*phone rings*
Me: thank you for calling [name of store], this is Sam. how can I help you?
Customer on phone: hi, can I talk to Anne?
Me: unfortunately, she no longer works here. Is there something I can assist you with?
Customer on phone: no.
*dial tone*
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“The holidays are my favorite time of year. I love extended hours and the generous return policy.”
-Said no retail employee ever
“I love working on Black Friday!”
-Said no retail employee ever
“The truth is... I only work here for the discount.”
-Confessions of a Retail Manager
*customer brings shirt to cash register*
Customer: can you order me this top in a small?
Me: let me see if it’s available
*checks in computer and it’s sold out companywide*
Me: Unfortunately, this top is sold out in a small.
Customer: can you call another store?
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Customer: hi, are you a manager?
Me: yes, how can I help you?
*Customer sets a pair of destroyed flip flops on counter*
Customer: I wore these on my entire time in Europe and they’re ruined! I’d like to get another pair.
No, you can’t wear sandals, ruin them yourself, and just “get a new pair.”
*customer sets a pair of ripped pants on counter*
customer: these pants are defective! they ripped the first time I wore them.
me: (internal thoughts) no, lady you bought pants they were too small and your fat ass ripped the pants in half.
“Let me speak to your manager”
said the angry customer trying to return an item from last year when we have a generous 90 return policy.
customer: I have a store credit here. I’d like to use that towards my purchase today.
Me: great! Do you have the card with you today?
customer: no.
Me: unfortunately, I don’t have the capability to look up the store credit and need that physical card in store.
customer: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU NEED.... $@*%#*^%#+
well that escalated quickly.
Christmas Eve
*phone rings*
Customer: are you open today?
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*christmas eve*
Customer: do you have gift boxes?
Me: no, I'm sorry we ran out.
Customer: can you check in the back?
[walks in back room and stares at the wall]
Me: sorry, we don't have any more
Customer: I need to speak to the manager!
Me: I am the manager.
Customer: I want to speak to someone above you.
Me: Sir, there is no one above me at this store.
It’s really depressing how Labor Day has gone from “give laborers a day off” to “give white collar office workers and executives a day off but make retail laborers work so that executives can get a latte on their day off”
Do you have any coupons?
Said every other customer today
I want to speak to your manager!
Said the angry customer who did not have a proof of purchase and demanded a cash refund.
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If I had a $1 for every time...
A customer tried to return an items without a receipt
Oh, you bought this in '09?
Due to a very unique circumstance, I was forced to accept a return from 2009 prompted by my store manager. It was painful.
