no.

i be like idk and be knowing

feeling safe around someones energy is a different kind of intimacy

there’s no shame in admitting that none of us have any concept of how big a whale is

like a bus, but thicker

deeply missing the rituals of elementary school

people really measure out their spices? you’re really going to take out your little ¼ teaspoon? you’re afraid your food is going to taste too good?

In this house we just fuckin pour those bastard powders until the food changes colour and it feels spiritually correct

guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

i'm hotter than i think i am but i'm also uglier than i think i am. won't elaborate

scorpio capricorn virgo aquarius taurus placements rly be like: imagine having a crus🤢🤢🤢 having a cr 🤢🤢🤮 having feelin🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮 emotio🤢🤮 i cant even say it 🤮🤢

Lower the driving age to 12 just for fun

corporation: *bottlefeeding gas to dolphins* yall gotta stop using straws

i really like cuddling where you hold the person like they lay on your chest or tummy and you just hold them like: dis my baby, i hold u, i luv u. 

u know ur fucked when u skip every song

I wanna listen to music but if I hear a sound right now I WILL die

my immense self hatred VS my delusional god complex