Pokemon (the series) starters
as requested by anon. Feel free to make any changes !
โIf anybodyโs out there, you can come out. And if youโre a monster or a ghost, you can stay where you are.โ
โEverybody makes a wrong turn once in a while.โ
โDonโt you know that love is the most important thing in the world?โ
โWe have a proud tradition of failure to uphold.โ
โPrepare for trouble.โ
โWhen you have lemons, you make lemonade; and when you have rice, you make rice balls.โ
โI hate water, especially WET water.โ
โThereโs no sense in going out of your way to get somebody to like you.โ
โMy name is Tom Ato/Ann Chovy/Caesar Salad.โ
โMy brain says to run but my legs ainโt listening.โ
โThen came the storm.โ
โJust once, Iโd like to make a dramatic exit that DOESNโT involve a life-threatening explosion.โ
โI wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.โ
โWhere did you get all that chocolate? Youโre holding out on us.โ
โThundershock, Thunderboltโฆ Iโve been destroyed by Pikachuโs attacks so many times I know them all by heart.โ
โBy the way, thatโll be a two dollar charge for resting on my rock.โ
โIt smells like old sneakers mixed with rotten eggs and dead fish with just a hint of skunk fumes.โ
โI donโt need a fortune teller to know that. Some woman is ALWAYS causing me trouble! Itโs a curseโฆโ
โWhen I want your opinion, Iโll ask for it!โ
โRejected by the one girl I loved. Iโll never find another one like her again.โ
โEverybodyโs got secrets hidden in their closet.โ
โI know itโs my destiny.โ
โDonโt worry, ___. Youโll find plenty of other girls to reject you.โ
โI see now that the circumstances of oneโs birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.โ
โOh, I know what Iโll do! Iโll use my trusty frying pan as a drying pan!โ