Boooo my contribution to this dumb Ben drowned fandom,,,ā¦.. I shouldāve put this effort into something else but I didnāt SIGH!!!.
Also I present to you my BEN relationship headcanons since itās valentibesday :::: .
-I feel like theyād send unhinged love letter-esque emails messages with ramblings. Theyād also do this before an established relationship.
-They āloveā you because you amuse them and they think you are fun to mess with. Why else would they stick around???š
-Theyād definitely make you leave all your friends because they donāt like them idk. I canāt see them liking the idea that youāre close to other people that will tell you that they are bad news obviously hdhcjdj.
-They like to get on your nerves and make you upset and annoyed; they think itās funny.
-Talks down to you probably.
-I feel like the most affectionate things theyād do would be : hugs, hand holding, maybe small kisses but nothing crazy. Mostly hand holding and dragging you around. Being intimate isnāt on their mind imo.
-Youād probably get along with some souls in the hivemind while others would absolutely despise you. Thereās no way EVERYONE in the hivemind is happy to be with you.
-Their version of a date would probably be them just sitting around with you, playing a game, or watching you have dinner at your dining table. I feel like they would be the āIām not doing all that, I have better things to doā type when it comes to a relationship.
-Tells you random stories that may or may not be related to the moonchildren cult duh LOL.
-Jumps out of the TV to beat you to death.(/j /ref)
Selfship stuffsš«©š«©š«©ā¦ā¦. Old and new yeah. They are my current favorite as of right now. I love this ugly ass character so much idk why,,. I would like to keep my serious fandom posts on my blog to a minimum. Please donāt expect anything ,,,, . Throwsc up