Boooo my contribution to this dumb Ben drowned fandom,,,….. I should’ve put this effort into something else but I didn’t SIGH!!!.
Also I present to you my BEN relationship headcanons since it’s valentibesday :::: .
-I feel like they’d send unhinged love letter-esque emails messages with ramblings. They’d also do this before an established relationship.
-They “love” you because you amuse them and they think you are fun to mess with. Why else would they stick around???😭
-They’d definitely make you leave all your friends because they don’t like them idk. I can’t see them liking the idea that you’re close to other people that will tell you that they are bad news obviously hdhcjdj.
-They like to get on your nerves and make you upset and annoyed; they think it’s funny.
-Talks down to you probably.
-I feel like the most affectionate things they’d do would be : hugs, hand holding, maybe small kisses but nothing crazy. Mostly hand holding and dragging you around. Being intimate isn’t on their mind imo.
-You’d probably get along with some souls in the hivemind while others would absolutely despise you. There’s no way EVERYONE in the hivemind is happy to be with you.
-Their version of a date would probably be them just sitting around with you, playing a game, or watching you have dinner at your dining table. I feel like they would be the “I’m not doing all that, I have better things to do” type when it comes to a relationship.
-Tells you random stories that may or may not be related to the moonchildren cult duh LOL.
-Jumps out of the TV to beat you to death.(/j /ref)
Selfship stuffs……. Old and new yeah. They are my current favorite as of right now. I love this ugly ass character so much idk why,,. I would like to keep my serious fandom posts on my blog to a minimum. Please don’t expect anything ,,,, . Throwsc up
