RBF'S LAIR

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Mónica Nepote, from Sin Puertas Visibles: an Anthology of Contemporary Poetry by Mexican Women (University of Pittsburgh Press, 2003)  

MAPPA 10th anniversary key visual

featuring levi ackerman, eren jaeger, armin arlert, connie springer, jean kirstein, reiner braun and porco galliard.

levi — accepted because he loves you and can’t say no, obviously. he would even actively help you pick the shades he wants to have on his face, his sense of fashion being a huge add-on to your own video. levi even asked if he could be the one making your makeup next.

eren — was a bit reluctant at first, whining about how this video could ruin the reputation he doesn’t even have in the first place... ends up falling asleep when you’re doing his makeup, the feeling of your gentle brushes on his face doing wonders.

armin — feminism king accepted as soon as you asked him, almost not letting you finish your sentence because he’s so excited to be featured in one of your video. he’s the perfect boyfriend, even letting you put some kohl on his waterline without flinching since he trusts you so much.

connie — is always asking random dumb questions during the video, makes fun of the brands’ names, sneezes loudly when you apply foundation on his nose and ends up rubbing his eyes, smearing the mascara all over the upper part of his face... ends up looking like a damn clown at the end of the vid.

jean — after months of begging, he finally gave up because you offered to give him a blowjob if he accepted. the video was a live one on twitch and this mf decided to shamelessly throw the bean in the middle of it ‘i only accepted because she’ll suck me off after we’re done with this’ having you all embarrassed and flustered.

reiner — is genuinely interested in your hobbies and is always willing to be a part of it, so of course he accepted. he’s effortlessly funny, throwing random jokes here and there and making faces just to make you laugh, pecking your cheeks and your forehead randomly. there’s no way this vid wouldn’t go viral !