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Muslim control of the Iberian Peninsula at its greatest extent.
“I like walking when the streets are empty.”
“It’s a good time to do some thinking and looking at things nearby. But the question is do you walk during the day or night?”
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Now it was Carmen’s turn to rethink the short conversation. She too had misheard the comment and thought of it as an insult. But it was too late. The Spaniard was too deep in the situation to get out of it, and that’s final.
Carmen set the bag up on a counter and started to pull out little tins, a note attached to each of them. “Just a little something for each of you. What better way to try and get on your family’s good side than by little treats?” She gave the twins a smile before handing each of them a tin. “Don’t eat them all at once. Or do. It’s your choice.”
The boys had been eyeing the tins that she started to pull out of her bag, but didn’t expect to be personally handed one. Wow!! They didn’t even have time to check what was written on the notes, they had to see what was inside there! Curious little things they were, doing their predecessor proud. Plus, there was still quite a bit of child in them left, no matter how ‘old’ they physically might be.
“Ohhh, holy shit! It’s food?” Daan asked while he opened the lid to see for himself.
“I’ve been doing way too much cooking. So I thought that I might bring some by for my only grandchildren. Even if most of them don’t like me.” Carmen gave the twins a smirk. Maybe food really was the only way to get on their good side.
“I made tortas de Aceite, leche frita, and torrijas. I also made some flan for everybody to share.” She recalled the looks of the airport workers when she had gotten off the plane from Madrid.
Daan stared at the Spanish lady with wide eyes and a jaw that would not stop dropped, until he finally was able to say something. “Isn’t that where whores stay?” That earned him a punch in his shoulder from his twin.
“You dumbass, that’s a brothel, not a hostel! Haha, are you gonna annoy the shit out of Pap?”
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Carmen raised an eyebrow. Of course Daan would say something like that. She had gotten used to at least 90% of the Dutch children spouting insults at her. Actually, she was used to most of her former colonies hating her.
She pursed her lips a bit and pushed her sunglasses on top of her head. “If you’re going to insult me, be more creative about it. I’ve heard hostel/brother jokes as many times as you and your siblings have insulted me.” She wasn’t about to let them get to her. Not today.
“Besides, only good children get treats. And most of these are saved for your Papa.”
Insult? Wait, did she really think that he meant it that way?! Oh shit, oh shit! Daan wasn’t even aware of it being able to be interpreted that way, and now he’s already fucked it up. He quickly shook his head, but had no idea how to respond either way. Harm just laughed at his predicament.
“Yeah Daan, only nice kids get treats. What’cha got, gran?” Harm asked, and already tried to peek in her bag with his prying hands.
Now it was Carmen’s turn to rethink the short conversation. She too had misheard the comment and thought of it as an insult. But it was too late. The Spaniard was too deep in the situation to get out of it, and that’s final.
Carmen set the bag up on a counter and started to pull out little tins, a note attached to each of them. “Just a little something for each of you. What better way to try and get on your family’s good side than by little treats?” She gave the twins a smile before handing each of them a tin. “Don’t eat them all at once. Or do. It’s your choice.”
Daan stared at the Spanish lady with wide eyes and a jaw that would not stop dropped, until he finally was able to say something. “Isn’t that where whores stay?” That earned him a punch in his shoulder from his twin.
“You dumbass, that’s a brothel, not a hostel! Haha, are you gonna annoy the shit out of Pap?”
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Carmen raised an eyebrow. Of course Daan would say something like that. She had gotten used to at least 90% of the Dutch children spouting insults at her. Actually, she was used to most of her former colonies hating her.
She pursed her lips a bit and pushed her sunglasses on top of her head. “If you’re going to insult me, be more creative about it. I’ve heard hostel/brother jokes as many times as you and your siblings have insulted me.” She wasn’t about to let them get to her. Not today.
“Besides, only good children get treats. And most of these are saved for your Papa.”
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“My darling. You need to relax. You’re overworking yourself. Come home...”
❛ and that, carmen, is what one might consider an exaggeration. ❜ he points out, smirking into his phone at the jest. at least he could see the value in light humour. ❛ i think you’ll find i’m very relaxed. i do appreciate the concern, but i assure you, i’m fine. ❜
“Mm... Let me be worried for you. That’s what friends do for each other. They worry.”
Carmen tapped her nails on the wooden table in the kitchen, glancing between the clock on the wall and her red fingernails.
“Please. You’re going to make yourself sick, & I know from experience how you get when you’re sick.”

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Holland twins: "So, why doesn't Pap actually like you? You got great weather and great food, what gives? And are you /really/ our Oma?"
“There’s a lot of reasons why your father doesn’t like me. And most of them are my fault. I’m not proud of what I’ve done in the past, but I at least did something right. Because he’s still around and raising all of you.
Technically, yes and no. I’m your abuela but you don’t have to call me that. I raised your father, but he’s not my actual child. He would hate me more if he was.”
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“You do realize what time it is, right?”
“Yeah: Time to party, duh. What, can’t handle a lil late night fun?”
“... Must be nice being young, hm? But watch out. You might get hurt doing something stupid.”
Late Night Wanderings Sentence Starters
“What are you doing out this late?”
“This part of town isn’t a good place to be at this time of night.”
“Now what’s a pretty thing like you doing in a place like this?”
“You do realize what time it is, right?”
“Where are you going at this hour?”
“The sun isn’t rising anytime soon, you know.”
“Do you know where I am?”
“The city looks different at night.”
“This street is very dark…”
“Why don’t you come stand in the light?”
“Are you lost?”
“I got turned around in the dark…”
“This isn’t the time to go wandering around.”
“Only fools and trouble come out to these parts at this hour.”
“Looking for trouble, are we?”
“A little late to be shopping.”
“Just coming back from the bar?”
“Think any of the pubs are still going to be open?”
“Trouble lurks around every shadowed corner.”
“Woah! I didn’t see you there!”
“Where did you come from?”
“What are you doing here?”
“A bold move to show your face here in the shadows of night.”
“Go home.”
“It isn’t safe here at this time of night.”
“You’re being watched.”
“What are you doing still up?”
“Looking for something?”
“I like walking when the streets are empty.”
“It’s dangerous to walk at night alone.”
“I know where I’m going.”
“The trees are kind of spooky…”
“Did you hear that howl?”
“Was…was that an owl…?”
“This path is scary at night…”
“The woods is no place a __ after dusk.”
“Oh you poor soul, wandering lost in the forest under the new moon…”
“You can’t see the stars from here…”
“This is the witching hour.”
“Dark beasts lurk here. Be cautious.”
“Stay on the road!”
“Talking a midnight stroll along the beach?”
“The ocean is so mysterious at night…”
“What brings you to the pier at this hour?”
“What dangers lurk in these dark waters, I wonder.”
“You’re going to get yourself lost one of these days.”
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