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“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

Dear lord. Deliver unto me some cool shit. Some cool-ass shit. Thanks.

Father John Yogurt was defrocked from the clergy today for being asexual, following a papal ruling that "vows of chastity don't count without temptation." The Pope later commented "You gotta have that dog in you"

I don't know if you guys are aware but theology is very hard to understand

Theology being hard to understand is the only thing I seem to understand about it

the part of BDSM that is catholic isnt the part where you spank people and put them in cages it's actually the elaborate social scaffold of consent and concensus which is an outpouring of scholastic liberal modernity and a continuation of the iconographic project (making mysteries explicit, thus corrupting them). stepping on trade's dick can still be protestant. it can still be protestant

look in my eyes. this month will be a good month. this month will be a good month if it kills us

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