Yoshi is my shepherd I shall not want

𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑚𝑦 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑚𝑦 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔

34 cm/13.4 inches xuexiao dolls based on Mattel B/TS dolls and combined with MAF body

face paint and hair rerooting made by ImDolls OOAK

You held me tight

In my dream last night

And you told me that you were mistaken

It wasn't real, but I cling to the feel

Fucker shoos daozhang away. That ungrateful bastard. Probably was saved from the local totally not caused by xue yang zombie infestation more times than he can count.

Awww, daozhang is bummed out! He was holding out his hand, trusting the kindness of strangers. I love how Xue Yang is basically following him around here, one step behind, watching over him. 

And he was going away, too! Angry pout and all, but I doubt he’d be so compliant the first time something like this happened. Remember how he treated that cart in the extra flashback? He probably had much more outspoken reactions the first time he (or xxc) were shooed off like smelly street rats. I bet daozhang scolded him for it, and now he’s learned to be less hot-headed. 

But his “patience” lasts all about three seconds XD  MOtherfucker, you dare treat Xiao Xingchen like that?? He’s MY enemy! Only I get to be mean to him!

IT’S POTATO STABBIN’ TIME!

My lovely murder gremlin has learned some neat skills in silent threatening. Can’t be loud, not with daozhang within hearing range. 

And he calls him BY NAME! If at this point Xiao Xingchen doesn’t recognize him, his voice, his mannerisms, it’s all on him. Or he doesn’t WANT to recognize him because he’s found he’s so happy with this life…

Here. Have a potato. I stabbed it through, I’m a good hunter, I can provide food for our family, aren’t I good? (Xue Yang’s inner cat shining through) 

Give HIM the tatoes, motherfucker. 

Look at him, he’s so happy!! What a reliable husband you found, Xiao Xingchen. What a beautiful person. Always so helpful. 

So, he wasn't using XingChen's clothes. No. He was wearing a different set. It always made me question how. Did he sew it? Did he... He bought it? He made it from the scratch using whatever it was inside those abandoned houses? It's even amazing, in a way.

The same as knowing XingChen well enough to pretend to be him. I mean, it was actually working at first.

Justice for my wife!!! Let him be the wife he always wanted to be

make me choose

@blackteaaddict​ asked: xue yang being a sexy murder gremlin or and xue yang being a good house-husband

Do you realize that without Song Lan popping up in Yi City we could have had a very different show to watch??

seriously, Xue Yang was all about his revenge! And making Xiao Xingchen suffer! With domesticity! lull him into a false sense of security and then strike! 

…maybe a bit later. let’s fix that roof first. 

Oh, and let’s go night hunting too, that’s fun. 

Oh! Candy!!

and before you notice, three years have gone by and you are all but married to your former enemy.