crying over yi city

keep your head up, fellow wizard! it’s incantation, not incanttation!

wait

hold on

wait

one direction was gonna eat that girl. they bought her for food

i think the most beautiful thing about being a human is the capacity to change

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

Books are so cool because there are no fucking ads in them

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

The crazy part about pain is that it actually hurts alot

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about