crying over yi city

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

The crazy part about pain is that it actually hurts alot

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler