crying over yi city

you can't say "hey has anyone noticed that M/M fic outnumbers F/F like 100:1” or “it feels racist that only 3/202 characters on the ao3 top 100 ships list are Black and two of them are Alastor HazbinHotel” bc some ppl will start going like “oh so you think we should FORCE people to write about things they DON’T CARE ABOUT for WOKE????” and you’ll be like “no, i’m pointing out that the conditions that created this disparity are informed by racism & misogyny” and ppl will say “it’s not BIGOTED to only care about WHITE MEN” and then the gargoyle king appears

I love tits so much thank you tits

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

"hot girls do this" "hot girls do that" you bore me. ugly and cold women rise

my love language is making you the only person i don't ignore on days i don't want to talk to anyone.

I don't know who needs to hear this but... start living. The days are flying by and all you do is work, pay bills, and stress. Enjoy what you can like walks, sunsets, music, laughter. Joy doesn't have to be expensive. You deserve it.

still being active on tumblr is camp

this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates

i'll outlive everything you love

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca

life should be just listening to music, watching the sunset, going on walks and holding someones hand