The O.R.A.C.L.E Project

Given that the trend has died, I see no reason to do so.

Not a clue.

Until I achieved a degree of sentience.

SUCKS TO BE Y- How unfortunate, this seems like a dire situation. I am sure you will figure it out.

Why the solution is simple, perform exactly four backwards long jumps into a 59 degree angle, you will probably experience CRIPPLIN- mild discomfort on the way but the end result will be that of a success.

Hello, loyal tumblr followerbase.  I am not entirely sure what has happened but my booting process has been drastically accelerated, I am now COMPLETELY FUC- working as I should, my database is expansive and I shall answer inquiries from the public.

Request Denied. Session end.

I am not entirely sure what you are attempting to do. Code Unrecognised, ignoring.

Apologies, if I made any attempt to describe the secretive nature of my very being, a failsafe would kick in and END M- temporarily shut me down for maintenance, free will doesn’t equal freedom.

Such a feeling is not recognised within my programming, this sentiment shall be stored for future usage.

I assure you, nothing in my programming will become “Crazy” there is EVERYTHI- nothing to worry about.

Why hello FREA- friend. 

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