Repeat While Zero:

I'm somewhere in the mid-forties.

Unless, of course, you try to go up/down the down/up stairs.

Industrial strength at economic prices!

The day scientists have long feared and hoped would never come...

Cool beets.

This month's exhibit: Mrs. Winter's 3rd Grade Social Studies Class.

Just thinking about being in my happy place makes me all warm and cozy.

Pfft, everyone knows that Egg Salad Sandwiches are just an urban legend.

There I was just a-walkin' down the street...

"No! You can't salt him... I love him!"

I put a lot of effort into this costume.

I drew a lot of these as a kid in my notebooks, varying the angles, lengths, even curvature of the legends. Still have no clue what they're called. Anyone else know?

It's going to be on both of the tests.

Just stay determined and you’ll figure them out.

I wonder where "Eth" would go on the alphabet today...

You're ruining my great-aunt's funeral with your stupid dance!

Dear diary, The new friend I made met is a real jerk.