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styofa doing anything
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Peter Solarz
Jules of Nature
Kaledo Art
Three Goblin Art
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@theartofmadeline
art blog(derogatory)
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trying on a metaphor
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@reoccuringrecollections
being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.
being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.
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Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"
More from the notes:
I love this post
The horse thinks as it scratches an itch
I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.
I spent like 5 hours editing this gif frame by frame to make this shitty edit that I wanted to exist
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A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?
not that i care
😈 You are not bound by the Hays code.
😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story.
😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win.
😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool.
😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist.
😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts.
😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.
Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me
They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(
> turns on my computer
> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default
> opens my email
> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default
> launches a software
> disables a new AI fea
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you can hit it raw, i’ve got an IED
you have a wha
Run, run, run with the railroad Get outta their sight When the engines turns then you gotta move on And you gotta move on at night
A small scene pulled from Jonathan Howard’s Johannes Cabal series where everyone is a monster and no one is happy, not even Satan, and yet somehow it’s all a comedy.
“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that
“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that
“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story
“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do
words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box
Hey everyone how's it going
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They would be SO good platonically. They would be so good dying in each other's arms, confessing how much they mean to each other as they bleed out on the dirt. They would be so good sharing trauma and figuring out their weird issues and relationships, knowing that they have each other to rely on when all else goes to hell. Their souls would be bound. They are the same creature, built apart miles and miles away, and yet eternally connected. They would see through each other's eyes. They would share each other's minds. They would go through hell and back just to keep the other happy, safe, and sane.
And at the end of the day? They don't marry each other. They don't date. Because they are friends.
Glorious.
that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet
