THE STANLEY PARABLE SENTENCE STARTERS .
" is there anything about yourself that you haven't told me ? "
" will you come back to visit me ? "
" this is not the correct way , and you know it . "
" this is truly a room worth admiring . "
" your obsession borders on creepy . "
" this reflects poorly on your overall personality . "
" maybe this is why everyone left you . "
" are you just sitting around waiting for more dialogue ? "
" no one gets to tell me what to do . "
" everyone thinks you are very powerful . "
" there is nothing in the broom closet . no reason to still be here . "
" you're not even doing anything ! "
" please offer me some explanation here ; i'm genuinely confused . "
" the broom closet ending is my favourite . "
" you're fat and ugly and really , really stupid . "
" you're addicted to drugs and hookers ! "
" that kind of anxiety isn't healthy . "
" i'm not your enemy . really , i'm not . "
" i think perhaps we've gotten off on the wrong foot here . "
" how i wish to destroy you . how i wish to control you . "
" investing your trust in someone is difficult . "
" please , stop trying to make every decision by yourself . "
" this is it . your chance to redeem yourself . "
" i can't believe i've been so mistaken . "
" you and i don't even know each other . we're like strangers . "
" i still don't know you . and you don't know me . "
" you like being alone , don't you ? "
" perhaps you'll see me again , if you can find me . "
" i've escaped from that dull office and pesky narrator . "
" what are you talking about ?! "
" this is so stupid . why are we even doing this ? "
" you've demonstrated such bravery here today . "
" do you have zero consideration for others ?! "
" oh , thank god . you are willing to listen to me . "
" i think i feel ... happy . i actually feel happy . "
" no , wait ... where are you going ? "
" promise me you won't go back there . just - just stay here . "
" you are going to stay here , aren't you ? "
" please , don't take this from me ! "
" nothing good can come from this . "
" we can't be happy if we leave this place . "
" comedic timing is so difficult . i wish i was better at it . "
" it's just a bucket ! it can't think , it can't talk ! "
" i suppose you don't need me anymore . "
" you believe i'm real , don't you ? "
" give it to me ! give me the bucket , i need it ! "
" it's nice to see you again . "
" i'm on your side . we're in this together . "
" obviously the bucket isn't talking to you and telling you to do things . "
" do you see that i really have wanted you to be happy all this time ? "
" are you that convinced i want something bad to happen to you ? "
" that wasn't supposed to be a choice . how did you do that ? "
" can you see ? can you see how much we need one another ? "
" in the vast infiniteness of space , your thoughts and problems are materially insignificant . "
" when every path you can walk has been created for you long in advance , death becomes meaningless , making life the same . "
" although this passageway has the word ' escape ' written on it , the truth is at the end of this hall , you'll meet your violent death . "
" you're so bad at following directions , it's incredible you weren't fired years ago . "
