Renan Gomes

Mercury: runs really, really quickly (around the sun) but is really hotheaded and is often on the edge of getting kicked off of the track team

Venus: used to be really pretty but she let stress get to her head. now, being around her just has such an undesirable atmosphere 

Earth: the really pretty, smart, nice girl that everyone loves because there’s literally nothing not to like about her. she’ll probably go to MIT

Mars: obsessed with robots

Jupiter: the buff, giant, popular football player 

Saturn: the football players cheerleader girlfriend that happens to be the most beautiful girl in the world (Jupiter doesn’t deserve her)

Uranus: the class clown that throws stuff at people from the back of class

Neptune: the nerdy person that spend their break times at school studying and sits in the back of class to avoid everyone else