Penis?

Shit, is it the 18th already?

Ahh! Ren, where’ve you been?

You know, [kisses his cheek] Around.

ALRIGHT!

I do seem to get that idea slowly. Question, is getting drunk the only thing to do around here though?

....yes.  But getting drunk and playing video games is the best.

We have enough bars, that’s for sure. [grins] 

No promises man, [grins] I’d be down for it cause you’re pretty hot.

[tackle hugs him] Hey birthday boy!!

Who the hell is that.

He’s a comedian.

I am pretty sure Bo Burnham is my dream man.

B-Babeino?

[shrugs] Like babe but said by a lameo

S-S-Sorry! I-I’m sorry! [still red in the face she fumbles with one book before sighing] I-I’m so sorry.

Hey, it’s no problem babeino.

S-S-Sorry! I-I’m sorry! [still red in the face she fumbles with one book before sighing] I-I’m so sorry.

Hey, it’s no problem babeino.

[turning a corner she bangs into your character and gasps as her books fall to fall and turns bright red]

Woah there! [kneels down, helping her pick up her books] 

Same!....what are we talking about.

If anyone is looking to hire a freelance artist or make-up artist or body or face paint artist...

Aw, why thank you! So are you! 

[grins excitedly]