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Like just @ me at this point I'm literally the only person in iceland (and very possibly the world) who has the first name Lauf

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Trump Just Gave Us a Horrible New Reason to Worry About the Iran War | The New Republic

Hey, stupid, maybe you shouldn’t have started a war you can’t win! Or maybe you shouldn’t have started a war that countless intelligent people told you would go exactly this way! Or maybe you should have thought more than one move ahead! Or you should have thought at all!

Touting the new line of currency as an important way to recognize the many babes bagged by the commander-in-chief over the years, the U.S. Mint announced plans Wednesday to release a series of gold coins commemorating President Donald Trump’s extramarital affairs. “These coins will allow Americans to celebrate their nation’s semiquincentennial by collecting 50 of Trump’s sidepieces throughout history,” said U.S. Mint director Paul Hollis, adding that the line of tokens would feature the president on the front and a portrait of the model or porn star with whom Trump cheated on the back.