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Hello and welcome to me blog, Remmick the Pathetic. I've been around a long, long time and I still manage to be feckin stupid. Here are some basics:

This is a roleplay blog, but it is not to be taken seriously, whatsoever. It's a feckin circus.

All posts will be tagged "remmick the pathetic".

Cards Against Humanity levels of unhinged. Out of pocket things will be said. If that's yer thing, then you may like it here.

Remmick slander and bullying is welcome in all shapes and forms. Do yer worst.

NSFW/NSFT is allowed, but expect unhinged answers.

Minors do not interact or I'm sending ye to the feckin shadow realm. Mun is 26+.

Bring the stakes. Bring the holy water. Bring the garlic and silver. Here, it's always Bullying Remmick Hours because I feckin deserve it.

#remmick #remmick rp #remmick the pathetic

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Happy Sinners day, I only promise to be a parasite that causes great psychological, financial, and infrastructural damage ❤️ anyways check out my emotional support dubloons

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🐺 So nice to see you again. Was starting to think you had annoyed the wrong person.

Of course I'm still here. Annoying the wrong person gets me harder than the SAT, anyway

#asks #anonymous

How's being Sir Jimmy's housewife going btw?

He talks more to "Old Nick" than he does to me, which has me feeling like the other woman. His adult fucking teletubby children muzzled me and then broke my banjo. Jimmima wants to skin my willy with silver. Fox definitely has my three dabloons but won't give them back. Suffice to say, THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE NO FELLOWSHIP AND LOVE

#asks #nlnny

Hiii pathetic little Remmi boy

-🍒

Not as pathetic as shitting myself on national television

#remmickthepathetic #asks #anonymous

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🐺 "Are you alone?"

Alone as in alone with my thoughts? Not when you're in a hivemind. It's just me, all my traumatic memories, and everyone else I forcibly tagged along for the ride ❤️

#remmickthepathetic #asks #anonymous

So... Do yknow about Mario kart?

Also you smell like cotton candy, which is too sweet. You failed the smell test again.

*tosses you to the Thames and disappears*

I wish I smelled like mustard gas and whatever it's like to get hit by a blue shell

#asks #remmickthepathetic #answered

Life happens, but it's about time I resurrect this blog, just like the bed bugs you keep trying to get rid of 💖 anyways I hope Boan and Jert are having the worst cringe case of vampire scabies

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I have constant bloody diarrhea because I'm a fookin' vampire. Sadly, Sir Lord Jimmy is never there to hold me hand through it. It's a hard knock life.

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Yo, so since you like deranged dudes, do u wanna adopt a deranged kid (aka Brett from the Eden lake movie) as well?

He's well past the ripe age o' five. I think he'll have a fightin' chance with me as the father. Anyway, off tae go bomb a church 💣

itsbloodybrett

Who's sayin' I actually want ya as my father, mate? Ya crusty lookin' chicken wing.

remmickthepathetic

Jesus wept, he's British. Ye really are gonna be a problem child.

scrprints

I can make your days a'hella lot worse ya old fart.

remmickthepathetic

Get yerself a new barber an' then we'll see about that, lad.

itsbloodybrett

THE HELL YA JUST SAY!!

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Did I feckin stutter, Brett the Brit? No son o' mine is gonnae go 'round with a fuckass 'do like that.

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Wannae light our blood farts on fire an' burn down an orphanage? I'm game if ye are - remmickthepathetic

"Now- Why in the world would I go an' do a thin' like that?" Remmick mutters, clearly done with his strange doppelganger's shit. He's heard all sorts of things from Joan and Bert.

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"Because I can feel it. Let us be twin stink kings of ruin, an' blaze our gas. Think o' it as the twin towers come back from their graves." He grinned, sharp teeth glinting with mischief.

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remmickthepathetic

Yo, so since you like deranged dudes, do u wanna adopt a deranged kid (aka Brett from the Eden lake movie) as well?

He's well past the ripe age o' five. I think he'll have a fightin' chance with me as the father. Anyway, off tae go bomb a church 💣

itsbloodybrett

Who's sayin' I actually want ya as my father, mate? Ya crusty lookin' chicken wing.

remmickthepathetic

Jesus wept, he's British. Ye really are gonna be a problem child.

scrprints

I can make your days a'hella lot worse ya old fart.

remmickthepathetic

Get yerself a new barber an' then we'll see about that, lad.

remmickthepathetic

Yo, so since you like deranged dudes, do u wanna adopt a deranged kid (aka Brett from the Eden lake movie) as well?

He's well past the ripe age o' five. I think he'll have a fightin' chance with me as the father. Anyway, off tae go bomb a church 💣

itsbloodybrett

Who's sayin' I actually want ya as my father, mate? Ya crusty lookin' chicken wing.

remmickthepathetic

Jesus wept, he's British. Ye really are gonna be a problem child.

#onthe-edge-ofa-knife #remmick rp #brett rp #mun howled at the response

Yo, so since you like deranged dudes, do u wanna adopt a deranged kid (aka Brett from the Eden lake movie) as well?

He's well past the ripe age o' five. I think he'll have a fightin' chance with me as the father. Anyway, off tae go bomb a church 💣

#remmickthepathetic #asks #potato568

The reason why I'm so attracted to Sir Lord Jimmy is because I'm a narcissist an' I quite like that he looks like my fucked up SoundCloud rapper twin. I can also tell he's got a god complex. Fuckin' sexy.

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*jingles a dry bag of cheap dog treats* pspspspsps

oh remmickk, its time for your annual colonoscopy

Ah feck, well be sure to scoop me head outta there, amazin' how it gets shoved so far up me own tight dark cavern 🤷‍♂️

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