Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost

why doesn’t ellen give stuff away like oprah and call the segment ellen de generous like wtf

Bro come on just tuck me in bro you know I can’t sleep unless someone tucks me in man

i would like to.. become a bumble bee. sit on flowers. be yellow. not go to school. not understand capitalism.

Absolute shenanigans

this is the best video on this whole website

everybody been actin funny lately but its ok cuz im bouta act hilarious lmao

Why is this vaguely threatening

This sounds like my mom when talks to herself, out loud, about everyone in the room

i just wanted to give u the world

a girl in one of my classes sent out an email saying “you’ll be having a furry classmate this semester” and my heart stopped but she was talking about her service dog

i wonder if i look as empty as i feel

ya lol