💗

Fucking your friends is a bonding activity

i wanna suck every tittie in the world

*sends you a platonic nude*

“what are you doing this weekend” i am going to fantasy land. i am hiding under the covers in bed. i am making things up. i am contemplating events that didnt happen. i am talking to fake people. i am listening to my tunes. i am envisioning scenarios

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

We've gathered here today in celebration of men with pretty brown eyes

im like anthony bourdain if he didnt go anywhere or eat any good food and was broke

For the curious, this chap is processing flax, then spinning it into cordage, then twisting those cords into rope.

when you’re at the end of your rope but must carry on regardless

For the curious, this chap is processing flax, then spinning it into cordage, then twisting those cords into rope.

when you’re at the end of your rope but must carry on regardless

**REMINDER** you are doing too much at work!! They are not paying you extra based on your efficiency or effort level. Do not provide extra labor now in exchange for a potential pay increase in the future (which may never come btw!!). Give them exactly what they’re paying for. They do not care about you in any way. They do only as much as required by law; why should you do more than is outlined in your contract?