millenial buddah

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

That’s a real bae tho

And often my shorty becomes too scared to take on new tasks so it just sits there surrounded by things and becomes overwhelmed.

My shorty gave up a looong time ago. He's just lobbing balls in random directions and crying intermittently at this point.

Bitch I have literally wept from stress at a job paying me under $20k.

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

is it SOUL-EXPANDING? is it going to leave me better than it found me? is it gay? if not i am not interested

My Islamic studies prof told us “It is a sin in Islam to think you are superior to anyone, and it is a sin in Islam to think you are inferior to anyone.” And I’ve always heard the first part, but the second has honestly changed my life.