Goddess//Rejected

“The children of my civilisation would be insulted.”

“You have a knack of getting yourself into trouble.”

“We’re always in trouble! It follows us everywhere.”

“I made some cocoa and got engaged.”

“I can’t decide whether you’re a rogue, a halfwit, or both.”

“You squashed my favourite Beatles!”

“We’re trying to defeat the Daleks, not start a jumble sale!”

“No one mentioned cutting throats.”

“I am a citizen of the universe, and a gentleman to boot.”

“I keep my eyes open and my mouth shut.”

“You might almost say the Cyberman had a… complete metal breakdown.”

“Have you thought up some clever plan?”

“I’m going to bung a rock at it.”

“People spend all their time making nice things and then other people come along and break them!”

“Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority.”

“Just pretend to be stupid. Think you can manage that?”

“I hate computers and refuse to be bullied by them!”

“Great jumping gobstobbers!”

“You, sir, are a nitwit.”

“Sometimes I think ‘military intelligence’ is a contradiction in terms.”

“… you ham-fisted bun vendor.”

“You were trying to make cocoa in my lab?!”

“Nuclear explosions? Take the usual precautions… sticky tape on windows, that sort of thing.”

“Do they have mice in Atlantis?”

“I never thought I’d have to fire in anger at a dratted caterpillar.”

“Would you like a jelly baby?”

“You’re standing on my scarf.”

“Call me ‘old girl’ again and I’ll spit in your eye.”

“Excuse me, can you help me? I’m a spy.”

“You’re just a mouth on legs.”

“Oh, you know how it is; you put things off for a day and next thing you know, it’s a hundred years later.”

“I speak treason fluently.”

“It’s more a mental stroll in a park of psychic tranquility.”

“A little gratitude wouldn’t irreetrievably damage my ego.”

“I shall beat it into submission with my charm.”

“We aren’t getting anywhere playing pat-a-cake with the wall.”

“You’re bonkers.”

“Guns can seriously damage your health, you know.”

“Are you trying to be funny?”

“Absence makes the nose grow longer.”

“A bird in the hand keeps the Doctor away.”

“Every dogma has its day.”

“Two wrongs don’t make a left turn.”

“Time and tide melts the snowman.”

“One tends to expect advice from one’s adviser.”

“Do me a favour and drown yourself.”

“You’re a nice guy, but a little weird…”

“Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.”

“These shoes! They fit perfectly!”

“Am I being abducted?”

“Go to hell, sir.”

“Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about?”

“I came first in jiggery pokery.”

“I failed hullabaloo.”

“What the Shakespeare is going on?”

“I’ve never been slapped by someone’s mother.”

“Excuse me, do you mind not farting while I’m saving the world?”

“Are you my mummy?”

“That is textbook enigmatic.”

“They think I’m in drag!”

“Oh… I should have realised. He’s into musical theatre.”

“I can save the universe using a kettle and some string. And look at me, I’m wearing a vegetable!”

“I’m going to report you for… madness!!”

“I point and laugh at archaeologists.”

“Please desist from striking me.”

“I was promised tea!”

“Have you got space teeth?!”

“A poncho. The biggest crime against fashion since lederhosen.”

“Let’s die looking like a Peruvian folk band.”

“Okay, this is bad. At the moment I don’t know how bad, but certainly we’re three buses, a long walk, and eight quid in a taxi from good.”

hoards memes and threads like treasure for centuries

vanishes for long periods until everyone believes i’ve perished

❝ You are a victim of your own broken heart. ❞

❝ You’re breaking my heart.  ❞

❝ The heart is just a muscle, isn’t that right? ❞

❝ You’ve left a void in me that cannot be filled. ❞

❝ Time does not heal a broken heart as they say. ❞

❝ How do you cope when the love is with somebody else? ❞

❝ Well, you can’t have heartbreak without love. ❞

❝ Love is supposed to heal, to be your haven from misery. ❞

❝ My heart no longer felt as if it belonged to me. ❞

❝ There is an ocean of silence between us… and I am drowning in it. ❞

❝ Raw love, like raw heartache, could blindside you. ❞

❝ I was born the day you kissed me, died the day you left me.  ❞

❝ I’ve fallen victim to love once in my life, it was enough for me.  ❞

❝ I think perhaps I will always hold a candle for you – even until it burns my hand. ❞

❝ I would have followed you to hell and back… if only you’d lead me back.  ❞

❝ I had fallen but you were not there to catch me.  ❞

❝ This pain has not passed, this pain, I’m afraid, it will never pass. ❞

❝ A broken heart can be as lethal as a bullet to the brain. ❞

❝ As if you gave your heart to autumn, for what it destroys never blossoms again. ❞

❝ A single heartbreak teaches you more than what a lifetime of schooling can. ❞

❝ You taught me how to live with you, now tell me how to live without you… ❞

❝ You hurt me and yet I cannot stay away, I am miserable either way. ❞

❝ Do you know why he did what he did to you? Because he could. ❞

❝ I have been bitter since the day you broke my heart. ❞

❝ Today is just another day of trying to get by without you. ❞

❝ An entire world of people can never replace the one that I’ve lost. ❞

❝ I cannot carry on with my future when I am stuck in my past. ❞

❝ Many things we die but this love I have for you will not. ❞

❝ I could never love another as I do you, even if I wanted to. ❞

❝ This heart break will be the death of me. ❞

❝ I still fight and I don’t know why. ❞

❝ If our love is tragedy then are you my remedy? ❞

❝ When you’re ready, come find me, my heart is open. ❞

❝ Love is both, the strongest and the weakest thing you can have in life. ❞

❝ Black misery painted on a blood red heart. ❞

❝ You make me feel like a firefly. Trapped in a belljar; starved for love. ❞

❝ Sometimes your eyes are not the only place the tears fall from. ❞

❝ My heart does not beat, it aches, for you. ❞

❝ Do you even know how you make me weak? ❞

❝ If you lose your one and only, there’s always room here for the lonely. ❞

❝ Part of me aches at the thought of her being so close yet so untouchable. ❞

❝ Sometimes it feels like love and sometimes it feels like the death. ❞

❝ I don’t know where your heart is but mine is bruised. ❞

❝ I tried to wash the scars and marks from under my skin but you’re etched in me like stone.❞

❝ You call it love, but still you hate me? ❞

❝ You’re the pain and the medicine, one taste and I’m numb again. ❞

❝ With you next to me, there’s no darkness I can’t overcome.  ❞

❝ They don’t love you the way I love you. ❞

❝ What a wicked way to treat the one that loves you. ❞

❝ What’s worse, looking jealous or crazy? ❞

❝ There’s a fire starting in my heart, it’s bringing me out the dark. ❞

❝ The scars of your love remind me of us. ❞

❝ Tears of blood fall from my broken heart. ❞  

❝ Never mind, I’ll find someone like you. ❞

❝ When it’s all said and done, I’m still in love with you. ❞

❝ I want you to know that I’m all yours. ❞

❝ You could break my heart in two but when it heals, it beats for you. ❞

❝ The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it…  ❞

❝ Jealousy is just love and hate at the same time. ❞ 

❝ I know you still think about the times we had. ❞

❝ I’ve been so selfish because I love you so much. ❞

❝ You’re just like a pill, instead of making me better, you keep making me ill. ❞

❝ I bet you start loving me as soon as I start loving somebody else. ❞

❝ Do you ever think of me when you lie? ❞

❝ I fell for your lies, you hurt me, all the time. ❞

❝ Despite everything, I still remain loving you. ❞

❝ I’m waiting for the one day to come, when I can look at you and feel nothing. ❞

❝ Love creeps up on you, you never know how hard it’s there until they leave.  ❞

❝ I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to forgive myself for just how badly I broke you.. ❞

❝ What chance did we have against fate? ❞

❝ Be careful when fixing broken people. You may end up cutting yourself. ❞

❝ Every other lover will always be compared to you. ❞

❝ I would recognize your heartbeat from the ends of space. ❞

❝ Even in dreams, ghosts of former happiness haunt me. ❞

❝ You should see me when my heart is broken. I don’t grieve, I shatter. ❞

❝ Love, but don’t fall in love because everything that falls breaks. ❞

❝ If my love was a war, you only fought for the glory of winning. ❞

❝ How many hearts have you collected? How many chests have you left aching and empty? ❞  

❝ I have not broken your heart - you have broken it; and in breaking it, you have broken mine. ❞

I’m headed straight for the castle They wanna make me their queen And there’s an old man sitting on the throne That’s saying that I probably shouldn’t be so mean I’m headed straight for the castle