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What Really Really Ruined an AU; A Response to Streamline Workshop.
Hey everyone, I made a google doc for people to read and spread around. This is the real honest truth about flowerfell.
I ask that nobody harass anyone with this doc, gently educate.
Don't bother the creator, they want to be left alone to my knowledge.
If anyone wants to send this to Streamline Workshop, be my guest.
Hey guys, itâs me, Kazefiend. I know a few of you remember me from back in the day and some newer people to the AU might not know who I am
Something they can all agree on!
source U HAVE TO WATCH THIS ONE
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Lucifer Drawing Guides!
Heheh he's got so many silly expressions. I'm probably going to do a separate sheet for his demon form later.

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Lucifer x f!reader - Forced Proximity
PART II
PART I
This was supposed to come out at the weekend, but holy shit the previous part already has 1k likes so here you go a few days early.
This is just smut, no plot, you've been warned. Minors DNI.
Btw I'd love to hear your feedback! I'm not very experienced at this type of writing, so I'd love to know what you think!
(Srsly, thank you guys for the amount of love on the previous part, don't think I've ever had a piece of writing be so popular)
Tag list - @xx-all-purpose-nerd-xx
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"You know," You complain, letting him guide your face back down towards him, you prop your weight on your hands either side of his head, not allowing him to pull you into another kiss quite so soon. "you could've let him leave the door open. I'd quite like to be able to see you."
His free hand slides down from its place against your shoulder blade, and he hums contemplatively as it slowly trails down your spine, finally resting on your hip. His eyes are heavy-lidded, and he looks as though he's struggling to focus.
Tha hazbin hotel brainrot is so strong, your writing is so good im kicking feet hsujsjsn
May i request a Lucifer X reader where they are pining so badly for each other and ends up in a situation where they are very close to one another? Like the classic " oh shit we're stuck in a small space together and so close" or "whoops tripped and fell now I'm pinning you down and panicking" kind of thing but it's really all up to you <3 and then they end up just full on making out lol, cause yearning,,
(I simply need making out fics with the short king he's taking over my brainđ)
Thanks for requesting!! I had a lot of fun with this one :) Hope you enjoy! Also, I only realised when I went to post this that this ask didn't specify a f!reader, but I thought it did so just a warning for you guys. It's not too specific but... not entirely gender neutral.
This probably borderlines smut, so... minors DNI.
Lucifer x f!reader
PART II
You had been Lucifer's secretary for many years now, joining him just after the disappearance of his ex-wife Lilith when he had decided he needed more help with his duties. You had been there for some of the worst years of his life, assisting him through the highs and lows of being the King of Hell, had seen him at his worst, and at his best. You had helped guide him from the deepest depths of depression, and for that he was eternally grateful, batting away the darkness with a smile enchanting enough to light up the dingiest corners of Hell. He truly didn't know what he would do without you, and today that was evermore apparent.
It had been a long day, and Lucifer found himself sat at his large desk, dark bags sitting heavy underneath his tired and bloodshot eyes, jacket and hat discarded and head resting in his hands as he tried to focus on the mountains of paperwork scattered along his ornate desk. He had been stuck in this position for hours, and he could feel his back creak and something in his neck twinge whenever he shifted. He truly desired nothing more than to crawl into bed, but he had duties that he couldn't just abandon.
A soft knock at his door signals your presence, and only his gaze lifts when you enter, tray in hand and that familiar comforting smile adorned on your rosy lips. Your smile morphs into something more fond as you approach the hunched man, who runs his hands through his disheveled locks and leans back in his plush chair, hands rubbing at the tiredness of his eyes and dragging down his cheeks. He looked tired, he looked weary, his waistcoat unbuttoned, his shirt wrinkled and rolled to his elbows, blonde locks falling across his forehead. You always loved when he looked a little disheveled, appreciating his strong forearms that flexed as he clenched his hands into his hair. It was more rugged than he ever let himself look in any other situation, and you couldn't get enough. You had to fight a frown at seeing how utterly exhausted he was, however, not enjoying the darkness encircling his bright eyes. He didn't hide these things from you, he had no need to; you wouldn't threaten his power at seeing this display of weakness, you would just smile and offer reassurance, appearing with a cup of steaming tea to quell his nerves.
"Good evening, sir." You place the tray against the edge of the desk, trying not to disturb any of the numerous documents that lay strewn about, though you doubted there was any system to the disarray.
The day you noticed Lucifer was using his wings to court you.
â彥 In birds, there is a great variety of nuptial displays at the time of courtship, especially in species that have melodious songs or show very striking plumage.
Little did you know, this would include angels or the king of hell himself.
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â English isn't my first language. Sorry in advance.
â The reader is g/n; no pronouns or y/n are used.
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Hey Tumblr, been a while. Kicking things off again with showing off my character Ilias. Ain't he a looker đđŤŚđ
Blue Eye Samurai memes lol
i know this isn't my usual content but i'm getting severe brain rot and will die if i don't share my content

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Comedies/Teenage Movies
Juno
Pitch Perfect
Without A Paddle
Sheâs the Man
Whip It
Adventure Land
Friends With Benefits
The Hunger Games
Bridesmaids
Due Date
Project X
Sex Drive
Mean Girls
17 Again
Alice In Wonderland (Remake)
This Is The End
Wedding Crashers
Easy A
Itâs Kind Of A Funny Story
Tropic Thunder
Roll Models
Superbad
Classics/Romance/Chick Flicks
American Graffiti
The Devil Wears Prada
The Notebook
(500) Days Of Summer
Grease
Love Potion #9
16 Candles
The Vow
The Breakfast Club
Titanic
Pretty In Pink
Spooky/Action
Mirrors
Drag Me To Hell
Avatar
When A Stranger Calls
Silent Hill
The Haunting In Connecticut
The Ring
The Ring 2
Orphanh
The Fourth Kind
The Grudge
The Grudge 2
The Others
Shutter
The Messengers
One Missed Call
1408
Cry Wolf
Insidious
Push
Mama
Lady In The Water
Pans Labrinth
Wanted
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
I Am Legend
21
Poseiden
Marvel
The Avengers
Iron Man
Iron Man 2
Iron Man 3
Captain America
Thor
X-Men
X-Men The Last Stand
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
X-Men First Class
Spider-man
Spider-man 2
Spider-man 3
The Amazing Spider-man
Fantastic Four
Hulk
The Incredible Hulk
Series
The Hangover
The Hangover 2
The Hangover 3
Step Up
Step Up 2
Step Up 3
Step Up Revelution
Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship Of The Rings
Lord Of The Rings: The Twin Towers
Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The King
Resident Evil
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Resident Evil: Extinction
Resident Evil: After Life
Resident Evil: Retribution
Pirates Of The Caribbean - Curse of Black Pearl
Pirates Of The Caribbean - Dead Mans Chest
Pirates Of The Caribbean - At Worlds End
Pirates Of The Caribbean - On Stranger Tides
Harry Potter And The Sorcerers Stone
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix
Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hollows Part 1
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hollows Part 2
Final Destination
Final Destination 2
Final Destination 3
Saw
Saw II
Saw III
Saw IV
Saw V
Saw VI
Saw 3D (7th Movie)
Animated
Howlâs Moving Castle
Coraline
The Little Mermaid
Pocahontas
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs
Mulan
Pinocchio
Dumbo
Lilo & Stitch
The Hunchback Of Notre Dame
Emperorâs New Groove
Despicable Me
The Incredibles
Bambi
Alice In Wonderland
Hercules
Cinderella
Peter Pan
Tarzan
Tangled
Ratatouille
Sprited Away
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Aladdin
Surfâs Up
Finding Nemo
Igor
A Bugs Life
Lady And The Tramp
Cars
Up
The Lion King
Kung Fu Panda
Beauty And The Beast
Wall-E
Shrek
Shrek 2
Happy Feet
Bolt
YOU ARE A SAINT
sans tells a joke
As you see it, the best you could hope for, going forward in life, is for your wedding, should you ever have one, not to suck quite as much as your cousinâs. That, and, hopefully youâd remember to wear slightly less uncomfortable shoes to the next one, be it yours or someone elseâs. Also,
âUng. Thirsty,â you whine.
âthen go get you somethinâ to drink,â says Sans, slumped over in his chair, bowtie disheveled and sweat dotting his collar.
âBut itâs so far,â you whine again, but knowing how annoying you sound, even to yourself, just makes you feel like whining more. Itâs the heat. âCome keep me entertained while I wait in line?â you plead.
At this, he opens a single eyelid.
âdealerâs choice?â he asks, sounding markedly less lethargic than only seconds ago.
âYeah, just come with me. Itâll help me keep my mind off of my feet and all the electrolytes Iâm losing.â
âalright,â he says, too agreeably, swinging his legs down off the chair heâd been resting his feet in.
You plod across the grass together to stand behind other people waiting on refreshments, and he begins:
âa skeleton walks into a barber shop.â
âOh, god,â you say, âwhy do I get the feeling youâve actually done this?â
He clears his throat.
âSorry. Continue.â
âso a skeleton walks into a barber shop. goes up to one of the chairs, sits down, spins toward the mirror. says, âok, fix me up.â now the barber, heâs- heâs totally in the fuckinâ weeds with this guy, but heâs not about to shoo away a payinâ customer, right? so he says, âok, how do you want it?â hopinâ the guyâll give him a hint, somethinâ to work with. skeleton says, âjust go nuts, gimme the works,â yâknow? so the barber goes and gets a hot towel, leans the skeleton waaay back, and puts it on his face. he goes, âaaaaahhh, thatâs real nice, thanks.ââ
âthe barber starts mixing up the uh, you know, the shaving soap? in a bowl? and moves the towel to the top of his head so he can start spreading the soap around on his face. skeleton goes, âyeah, nice. niceâ as heâs doinâ it. Then the barber brings out his razor. the skeleton goes, âhey man, what the hell are you doinâ with that thing? i clearly ainât got a beard to shave.â yâknow, like- âcome on.â barber apologizes and takes the towel off his head and starts latherinâ up the top of his head. once he finishes that, though, he starts lookinâ kinda nervous âcuz he clearly doesnât have a clue whatâs supposed to come next.â
âSans?â you interrupt, âHow long is this joke, exactly?â
âlong enough,â he says. âdealerâs choice, remember?â
He clears his throat once more, pointedly.
âanyway, he goes in his drawer and gets his scissors, kinda shyly turns around with them. guy just shakes his head. barber turns around and gets his electric clippers. guy shakes his head again. barber says, âuh, okay then,â and takes him to the sink to wash off all the soap. they wash off the soap, wipe his face anâ all that. the barber offers him some nice moisturizer and aftershave, and he gets that, looks in the mirror, smiles like he likes what he sees, and thanks the barber. says âhow much do i owe ya?ââ
âthe barber thinks about it for a minute. the whole thing didnât really take all that long, and didnât really use any of his skills, so heâs really just tryinâ to figure out how much his time and a little product is worth to him. He says, âfive dollars.â the skeleton hands him a twenty, tells him to keep the tip, and leaves. the barber just writes it off as a fluke and goes on about his business.â
âuntil the next week. the skeleton comes in again, same day of the week, same time. says, âok, fix me up.â and the barber does the exact same stuff as the last time: hot towel on the face and head, soap on the face and head, no shave, no haircut, wash it off, moisturizer and aftershave. says, âstill five bucks?â barber says sure. skeleton hands him another twenty and leaves.â
âhe comes again, the next week anâ the week after that, anâ the week after that, anâ so on anâ so forth. they become buddies. the barber starts lookinâ forward to it, cuz frankly itâs the easiest money he makes all week. he starts tellinâ his friends about âim, this crazy son of a bitch who comes in every week just wantinâ a hot towel, some soap and some aftershave and pays him quadruple in tips for it. he thinks itâs a hoot. anyway, one day, san- uh, the skeleton, he doesnât come in. the barberâs checkinâ his watch, but nothinâ. all the way to the end of the day. heâs not too broken up about it, heâs got plenty of regulars, but still, heâs curious.â
âanyway, the next week, the skeleton comes in on his regular day and time, and hops into the chair, spins around, and says, âok, fix me upâ. the barberâs hands are shakinâ as he puts the hot towel on his face, heâs never seen anything like this before. the skeletonâs got this beautiful, luxurious ginger hair, all the way down to the floor, and a beard to match it. like i mean, shampoo commercial, zoom in close to see the âproteinsâ working, flippinâ it all around, kinda beautiful hair. and he grew it in the span of two weeks or maybe less.â
âwell, he kinda shakes himself out of it, figures the guyâs playing some kinda prank on him, so he tugs on some of it, see if itâs glued on or something. the skeleton says, âouch, hey man, whatâs the idea?â the barber takes a step back, totally in awe. itâs real hair, alright. he says, âhow? howâd you- this isnât possible.â he says, âi started takinâ some new vitamins.ââ
As he says this, youâve reached the refreshment table. He grabs himself a plastic cup and ladles himself a drink, and one for you. He presses it into your hand with a wide grin.
âOkay?â you say, clearly not getting the joke.
âoh, youâre waitinâ for the end of the joke, huh? well, kid, weâre in it.â
You pinch the bridge of your nose.
âor didja forget? this was the punch line.â
His satisfied grin remains in place all the way back to your table. Itâs suspicious.
âOkay,â you finally say, âwhat is it?â
He leans forward, elbows on the table and fingers steepled together.
âyouâre probably wonderinâ what the skeleton in the barber shop had to do with anything.â
âi was not, but you clearly want to tell me, anyway, so.â
âwell, iâll let you in on a little trade secret: sometimes,â he says, leaning in conspiratorially, âthe trick to timing a good joke is to throw in a pretty long red hairing.â
i canât not reblog this
Wow.
My original characters, Nell and her mother Lynn.
Well thatâs probably because the movie contained little to no scenes where he treats her like shit and the novel version of the movie paints her as a monster.
In the book version of the film when she was working at Arkham she arranged for Joker to endure electroshock therapy almost daily and on several occasions refused to give him something to bite on.
She did this hoping to cause him brain damage so severe that heâd have to love her and consent to her having sex with her.
Him giving her shock treatment was revenge for her violating him, he didnât chase her down, he was trying to escape the insane bitch who used her power in the medical field to try to sexually abuse a mentally ill patient.
Itâs like Margot Robbie thinks the movie was the comics which is a fucking laugh, Joker and Harley in the movie donât have a relationship where Joker abuses her, he goes on a fucking killing spree to try and get her back when he realizes she isnât just safe in Black gate or Arkham where she could easily escape as all Batman villains do daily.
But hey if she wants to live in the fantasy where the movie portrays extreme abuse against her then thatâs fine, but also the movie came out in 2016 so shut the fuck up.
It didnât ruin your life or career and before Ayer made you read a ton of comic books you didnât have an opinion on literally any of this shit but now youâre shaming people for a fictional ship.
Also to everybody else who wonât stop comparing 2019 Joker to 2016 Joker and shitting on Jared Leto as if he ruined everything: shut the fuck up.
I seriously kind of hate Margot Robbie, sheâs so fucking annoying.
This. I feel the same disgust for Margot Robbie for this misinterpretation that is harmful in so many ways. I only still like to see her as Harley in SS because thatâs the version I love.

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hereâs a thing. hordak is a villain. entrapta is also shaping up to be a villain. they be villain-ing together. in conclusion, entrapdak
Itâs unfortunate that we donât really have a standard word to talk about anti-polyamory bias (polyphobia? monogamism?) because there are enough patterns that crop up over and over to warrant it:
Bringing up religious polygamy, especially âMormonismâ
Bringing up cheaters (Bill Clinton seems to be common)
Claiming polyamory is inherently abusive or leads to abuse
Claiming polyamory is inherently patriarchal
Framing polyamory as âjustâ a preference & refusing to acknowledge that individual people can identify as polyamorous
Negative stereotyping about polyamorous people, especially when that stigma is tied to ableist stigma
Anything that boils down to âI just think itâs gross (and you should too)â
- Seeing polyamory as a choice someone makes when for a lot of us, itâs a part of who we are
- Assuming we cannot love people (because if we did, we would ONLY love them)
- Assuming we cannot commit to people
- Assuming polyamory is only about sex somehow
- Assuming people identity as polyamorous to âsound progressive about our cheatingâ or whatever
- Assuming we are all straight, white, cis people
- Assuming men who are polyam are just âtaking advantage of womenâ or âguilt tripping women into being okay with them cheatingâ or whatever (and assuming the woman canât also be polyam and be cool with this arrangement)
- Assuming we trick monogamous people into polyam relationships and force them to stay with us even when they are uncomfortable
- Assuming we either could force ourselves to be monogamous if we tried (when many of us donât want that) or that we could NEVER be in a monogamous relationship because we donât care about our partnerâs happiness or something
- Assuming we donât care about our partnersâ needs at all
- âBut one day, theyâll marry their other partner, have kids with them, and forget all about you. Do you really feel okay knowing youâre just for their entertainment right now and theyâll never actually choose you?â
I could go on for a long fucking time if you let me.
Oh, and the idea that we are actually the privileged ones somehow even though we canât marry and people hate us. The idea that we are a cult (yes people think that). The idea that we are trying to invade the LGBTQIA+ community and shouldnât be allowed in LGBTQIA+ spaces even though many of us are trans or not straight, etc.
And the fact that I canât talk about it without someone assuming that Iâm saying polyam people are superior to monogamous people somehow. I canât talk about it without getting yelled at and reminded that polyam people can be abusers (so can monogamous people!) and cheaters (so can monogamous people!). I canât talk about it without people thinking my polyamory is somehow a political statement and not just who I am. I canât talk about it, ever, and I hate it so much.