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And you are now my new favorite person, ever. Sorry old friends but Lili has taken your spot. He sounds adorable, I know Elvis never gets tired of making friends, he’s always game for some playtime. You and me both, girl. Give me all sun and heat, it makes for a happy Lucy.

I question the motives of someone who doesn’t find baby yoda entirely captivating. You can never go wrong with a little sparkle. Don’t you have to be feeling yourself to take a selfie? Because I think I’ve probably felt myself like four times in my life. None, of those times were during periods where I had to have an 80′s style haircut. Speaking of ads I’ve been seeing them fresh face ads of yours. Skin progress must be on point. Crank up the air conditioner and break out the cocoa. You deserve it. 

It has flown by. I can’t believe how quick it has gone by. Okay…do you mean an actual baby or do you mean a pet? I don’t want to assume. It is great yo meet you, Lili. I’m Patrick.

Ugh don’t remind me. That just means I’m one month closer to turning 31 and I’m not ready for it. Working and napping sounds pretty sweet, I’m in full support of this. Oh what kind of dog is Milo? From what I’ve seen on your insta he’s freaking adorable, we need to schedule a puppy play date sometime soon. Yes to the beach, all the sun all the time? Please and thank you.

You adopted?  That’s so cute.  How is that going?  Being a mum is huge, but it looks like so much fun.   I love the beach.  It will be fun when he’s old enough to make sandcastles and run in the surf.  Just have fun.  

I feel like this year has been 2 years already! February and March seemed to go on forever and somehow April flew right by. Then again it could have been the newborn’s awful sleeping habits that made those first few months feel so rough. Milo is adorable and needs to have a puppy playdate with Ollie and Wolfie when were all back in Vancouver. 

I resisted the pop socket for so long trying to be all cool, and “different” from the general public. Then I saw an ad for a little baby yoda one and I was done for. They are really quite useful as much as I don’t want to admit it. I’m not usually a selfie taker, but it does help keep me from dropping my phone on my face when I’m laying down looking at it. No idea how to enlighten you. I just know it’s fluffy and delicious looking and very distantly related to the bagged marshmallows at the store we know and love. You’d be smart to do so, Lili.

i don’t understand why it’s so difficult for them to ask us actual questions that matter. i think we’ve all collectively answered these questions a million times over, you would think they would have their answer by now. i can promise you that four years from now when they ask me again my answer will remain the same. i don’t think it’s terrible. we’ve all been guilty of a little social media investigating. kind of like a new age nancy drew— relationship edition. i think that’s a wonderful idea. we have a better chance of staying alive that way.

It’s already the end of April...holy shit we’re nearly half way through 2020. Let me just say I feel like I haven’t accomplished much this year, besides working and napping and nothing in between, I mean I did adopt my little baby Milo but otherwise I need to get cracking and do a few more things on my bucket list while I can. Summer is coming too which means going to the beach! thank god. Enough about that, I’m Lili and I ramble. @hchqstarters​

i think the number one question that i hate more than anything would have to be ‘in the event of a zombie apocalypse, how well do you think your role has prepared you to handle something like that?’ not fucking well i can tell you that. my friends and family all seem to think that just because my alter ego is an actual badass that i would be useful during a zombie outbreak— but i won’t be. i can’t run very fast, and for those of us who have seen zombieland know that the first rule of zombieland is cardio. i’m also a terrible fighter. i wouldn’t last five minutes against the undead, and if someone wanted what goods i had— they’d take them. moral of this story folks— i am NOT your zombie apocalypse savior. @hollywoodcentralhq

Online ads are truly getting advanced. We all noticed them pretty much reading our minds, but now I’ve been getting ads for things I didn’t even know I wanted. It’s like they’ve gotten to know me better than I know myself. Have I thought about marshmallows in general in the last five years? Absolutely not. But did I get an ad for gourmet marshmallows and think, wow that looks bloody delicious and nearly purchase? Of course. Do I have any idea what a gourmet marshmallow is? Obviously I don’t. I’m Charlie and yes I’m that easy to sell things to. I’m working on it. @hollywoodcentralhq​

So I decided to be super lazy today and decided to watch Happiness Continues the live Jonas Brothers concert on Amazon. It was obviously good, but half way through I got a little thirsty so I of course used postdates to get some starbucks. Well it arrived and I took one sip and there was a fly…in my drink that ended up in my mouth…I immediately spit it out and I’m now boycotting starbucks.