College Students Are Creative

Winner: “dropping out of law school before getting accepted”

From Friday:

Winner: “drowning in accounting”

Lots of good ones today. Do Thursdays make students a little more desperate? You tell me.

Winner: “insert accounting joke that I don’t get here”

Welcome back students. <-- that is not the winner. However, it’s only the 2nd week of school, and already, the study room names are entertaining. 

Winner: Jazzercise & L.A.R.P.ing (this wins because there’s a note in it that says “bring your leggings” and I’m intrigued. If these students actually pulled off jazzercise in one of our study rooms, that’s impressive).

Runner-Up: 10/10 would recommend.

Winner: “and thaaaaaaaaat’s how the news goes”

It’s the “welcome back from Spring Break OMG THERE’S ONLY 6 MORE WEEKS TIL FINALS” edition...

Winner: “I understand nothing”

Lots of good ones today, it’s the Friday before Spring Break for our students.

Series of three reservations in the same room: “almost there” “so close” “e”

Took a break, but I’m back. Here’s today’s name of the day: “snowballs chance in cells”

“when hearts attack...”

Runners up: “political death”; “chem (Fry)”

“stuDYING for the love of motor behavior”

“Grind time shine time”

Winner: “Psycho Whody Whaty”

Honorable mentions: “tread carefully”; “one last chance”; “over the rainbow”; “the first cut is the deepest” and “espanol es la vida!”

“Discrete homework”

“Dying all day” (in which this group of students reserved the same room in four parts, each session being three hours long).